Lloyd

Send me sex?

I'm not used to getting random IM's that aren't SPAM. But here's an exchange from earliers today:[15:42] moh_hus79: hi[15:42] lloyd_n_rivera: hello[15:43] lloyd_n_rivera: who is this?[15:43] moh_hus79...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

Fucking 98 year olds

So, you're ninety-eight? You look really good for a ninety-eight year old. But more stunning than your youthful appearance is your mastery of the internet and web-desiugn. You are like the Bob Ross of...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

First Impressions Are Deceiving

I felt generous towards other P2P downloaders and opened up some extra bandwidth before going to sleep the other night. I looked in there and someone with the user name Natasha (which I assume is in ...
Posted by Lloyd on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

The 7th Sigh

There's never any reason to sigh. Sighing is a lazy version of bitching. The only time that someone sighs is to start a conversation about themseleves or to stop to think to themseleves, "Why can't I ...
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

Most of these people are not.
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Back scratchers

My commitment to NPR is grudging at best. At worst, it comes with a free gift. I don't like mornings. Mornings are usually spent with lingering regrets in my mind and the faint smell of Jaeggermeister...
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

Should Britney and Justin get back together?

It's a question that we struggle with everyday. Not just as individuals, but as a society. Thank god the people at YourPrizeCenter.com have the fucking cahones to finally make us face the gut wrenchin...
Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

One Man's Journey Into A Grocery Store

    For those of you who know me, you are well aware that one of my most loved hobbies is shopping at the grocery store. You didn't know that?Well, my friends, you're in for a treat, be...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Those Who Lack the Ability to Propel Themselves

I have been in bed since 1 am.Wait.That doesn't sound right.HmmIf you wake up and cannot put a pair of pants on by 1 in the afternoon, it may be time to re-evaluate your life. I am currently in my und...
Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST

ummm... i seem to have been deleted from myspace

I'm hungover. Given that, I might assume that I deleted myself from myspace- which is odd since I'm still able to blog right now. So I guess blogs aren't totally attached to profiles.Anyway- um. gee. ...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST