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Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob!

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About Me

I am a semi-reclusive, semi-normal, semi-anarcho 'Artist' with an interest in mythology, literature, art, astronomy, theology, philosophy and many more things. I hate racism and any other forms of intolerance (one of the reasons why I am semi-reclusive). I don't consider myself intelligent however I do like 'Intelligent' things.I admit that I am not "normal" but I am not psychopathic and I like things rather than obsess! I never could understand what "normal" is, it sounds boring to me! I am an individual and proud of it.Give peace a chance, my friends, and remember to fight the brutality and corruption of world governments.
You scored as Odin.

Odin


100%

Skadi


80%

Freyr


70%

Heimdall


60%

Hel


60%

Loki


60%

Bragi


50%

Balder


50%

Freya


50%

Frigg


50%

Tyr


40%

Thor


30%

Njord


30%

Sif


0%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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Your Political Profile:
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?I like comedies and write comedy scripts with a friend though I can be rather serious a lot of the time. Loyalty is important to me. I hate disloyal people. A person who betrays a friend gets no respect from me unless he/she 'repents' or had a good reason for their actions.I love reading and I have been building up a Library for some time; it is nowhere near complete in my opinion.I am not a friend 'grabber' though I occasionally add 'friends of friends' and people in the same groups as me to my profile if they are interesting. I rarely turn any friend requests down though. I don't care if people are young, old, mentally unhealthy (in a harmless way) or unintelligent as long as they are loyal, good and honest.I'M WATCHING YOU!!!The End By The Doors

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: 'Grimnir'
Birthday:
Birthplace:
Current Location: Northumbria, land of The North-Angles.
Eye Color: Blue and brown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both...though I only right with the right hand.
Your Heritage: My father was Bor...only joking. I am a Angle with North-Gael and a wee bit of Latin blood...but is this important? No.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didn't were any.
Your Weakness: I have a few...
Your Fears: Blindness, never finding true love.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and Tomato.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to achieve my goals of finding true love and completing my work with flying colours.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Interesting".
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Ow! My foot still hurts!".
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure.
Your Bedtime: Anytime I so choose.
Your Most Missed Memory: I cannot remember...I do miss it though!
Pepsi or Coke: My shouldn't drink them but...both.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. I am a vegetarian.
Single or Group Dates: Single, but, I am not against group dating.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink either of them!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Well technically a Cappuccino is a Coffee. I choose Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Sometimes.
Do you Sing: Sometimes.
Do you Shower Daily: Not exactly daily but often.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, I have been in love.
Do you want to go to College: I have been.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: I know myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: No.
Are you a Health Freak: Hmmm...
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes I get along with my father.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, beautiful sights!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes I paly the drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes. Alcohol is a drug, you know.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: No. Cannot get drunk...or at least it would take some doing!
Ever been called a Tease: Not really, no.
Ever been Beaten up: Not really.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: In a battle with giants and other nasties! Ho ho. I would like to die peacefully or fighting for a good cause.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am 'grown up'.
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to visit Sweden (again!), Denmark, Norway, Finland, Germany, Austria and Switzerland soon.
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, Brunette, Brown and Red
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: About my height so anything from 5"4' to 5"8' but I am not really that bothered.
Weight: Not sure.
Best Clothing Style: 60s and 70s!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know.
Number of CDs I own: I am not going to count.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: 2 Now 5 When I Am Done
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret many things.
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My Interests

I like to read, write and indulge in the arts. I love music especially Classical and Rock 'N' Roll. My favourite sport is Rugby. I am interested in Psychology, Mythology (especially Norse, Celtic and the eastern mythologies), History, Space and the Sea. My favourite composers are Tchaikovsky, Strauss II, Weber, Holst, Prokofiev and many more. My favourite Rock 'N' Roll groups are Queen and ABBA but I also like Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden and others.I am a big fan of Shakespearean plays especially Hamlet.I like music and writing. I am currently trying to write a book about Norse Mythology.


Score: 174
I am absolutely a hippie!
Make Love Not War, Pass the doobie!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone especially people with similar interests.In regards to Racist who want to post on my blog; I do not want you here. Everyone has a right to have their own opinions but if you have Fascist, Stalinist or Racist tendancies.....I don't really want to know.I dislike people who hate others because of their beliefs. Christianity, Judaism, Paganism etc may have flaws but some followers of the respected faiths mentioned and any other faith may be good people.Race doesn't really exist. E.g: 'A black man' is a human just like 'the white man'. Both are the same type of human really.

Music:

ABBA, Beach Boys, Bee Gees, Black Sabbeth, David Bowie,h Crosby, Still and Nash (and Young!), The Doors, Genesis, Grateful Dead, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, Mendelssohn, Harry Nillson, Pink Floyd, Prokofiev, Queen, Dusty Springfield, Strauss II, Tchaikovsky, Rightious Brothers, The Velvet Underground and many more......

Movies:

Horror: The House of Wax (Vincent Price version, not that terrible remake!), The House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price version), The Bat , The Masque of the Red Death, The Abominable Dr Phibes, Theatre of Blood, The Vampire Lovers, Lust for a Vampire, Twins of Evil, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter, Dracula (Christopher Lee), Brides of Dracula, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Dracula has Risen from The Grave, Taste the Blood of Dracula, Scars of Dracula, Dracula AD 1972, The Satanic Rites of Dracula, The Reptile, The Plague of the Zombies, Rasputin, Frankenstein Created Woman, Frankenstein must Be Destroyed!, Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell, The Devil Rides Out, To the Devil, A Daughter, Hands of the Ripper, Countess Dracula, Vampire Circus, Scared to Death, Dracula (Bela Lugosi), House of Dracula (John Carradine), I' Monster, And now the Screaming Starts, Dr Terror's House of Horrors, Torture Garden , The Vault of Horror, Tales from the Crypt, Tales from Beyond The Grave, The House that Dripped Blood, Asylum, The Beast must Die!, The Exorcist, The Exorcist II, The Exorcist III, The Terror, The Uncanny, The Monster or It Doesn't Want to Be Born, Deathline or Raw Meat, Salem's Lot.Adventure/Epic/Hisorical: She, The Vengeance of She, One Million Years BC, When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth, The Man Who Would Be King, Sanders of The River, Romeo and Juliet (1968), The Tragedy of Macbeth (Roman Polanski's Adaptation), Fall of the Roman Empire, Spartacus, Quo Vardis?, Gengis Khan, The Greatest Story Ever Told, The Ten Commandments.Science Fiction Quatermass and The Pitt, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Star Wars I, Star Wars II, Star Wars IV, Star Wars V, Star Wars VI, The Sixth Day, I, Robot, War of The Worlds, Bladerunner, Alien, Day of The Triffids, George Pal's The Time Machine, Predator 2.War: Zulu, Zulu Dawn, A Bridge Too Far, March or die, All Quiet on The Western Front (1979), The Longest Day.Espionage/Thriller/Crime: Where Eagles Dare, The Eagle Has Landed, The Odessa File, The Ipcress File, The Lady Vanishes, The Boys From Brazil, Frantic, Get Carter.Personal Expression/Socet/Art: Jôi-uchi: Hairyô tsuma shimatsu, Jungfrukällan, Det Sjunde inseglet, Easy Rider, Blow-Up, Repulsion, Cul-de-sac, Shichinin no samurai, Hero Other: James Bond, Dr Who, Carry On.

Television:

'I, Claudius', Doctor Who, Shaka Zulu, Hannay, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Gormenghast, Deadwood and 'Upstairs Downstairs'.

Books:

My favourite books and short stories are J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Lord of the Rings', J.Sheridan Le Fanu's 'Carmilla', Bram Stoker's 'Dracula', Erich Maria Remarque's 'All Quiet on the Western Front', Dennis Wheatley's 'To the Devil a Daughter', M.R. James' 'A School Story', W.W. Jacobs' 'The Monkey's Paw', George Orwell's 'The Road to Wigan Pier' and R.L. Stevenson's 'Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'.I love mythology especially Eastern, American, Celtic, Norse and Greek. A lot of books I own cover these topics.I like the Norse Sagas. I especially like 'The Volsunga Saga', 'Njal's Saga', 'Gylfaginning' and 'Beowulf' and 'Hrólf Kraki' which are related to each other.I like reading non-fiction also. I like 'The Vikings' by S.C. George and 'The Anglo-Saxon Chronicles'.

Heroes:

Henry V, Alfred The Great, Simon Wiesenthal, Sir Winston Churchill, Ghandi, John Merrick ('The Elephant Man'), Horatio Nelson, Leifr Eriksson, Lord Wellington, Harald Hardrada, Knut The Great, Beowulf and many more.

My Blog

Why do Humans excel at making others unhappy?

From Nazis murdering the Jewish people to some bloke down the street murdering another man. Humans have excelled at making people unhappy! We live in a world where people are judged by what they ...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:12:00 PST

Viscious Anti-Christian Hypocritical Tolkien Fans! No Wonder I am Agnostic!

Tolkien is one of the 20th century's greatest Authors loved by thousands......even viscous anti-Christians. The most famous anti-Christian 'Tolkien fan' is Varg Vikernes a murderer and church burner f...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

Germanic Folktales One: Simonside Hills, Northumbrian.

The Duergar of The Simonside Hills (From Freddie Grice's  Folktales of the North Country (1944), based on an old folktales) Not very far from the town of Rothbury in Northumberland lies a ra...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

The Death of The Northumbrian Dialects

People who know me must be aware that my English is generally 'Queen's English', however, recently I have found that I am the only person in my life who uses the northern 'Growel' rather than 'Growl',...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Interesting News Articles

British children are unhappy et cetera: http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/special/200702/kt20070214162 74211440.htm An attack against human rights?: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

All I have to say about Valentine's day is........

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Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Archetypes, Stereotypes and Racism

There are, in my opinion, three types of stereotypes; positive stereotypes (the template or prototype), entertaining stereotypes (mainly used in comedies) and the negative stereotype (a racist, sexist...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Intolerance

We live in a society that preaches justice and tolerance. Britain and America are apparently 'civilized' countries however intolerance is, contrary to what the Governments say, a staple of modern day ...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:36:00 PST

"Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for...."

Imagine http://h1.ripway.com/Beowulf/Imagine.mp3 Imagine there's no Heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today Imagine there's no countries ...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

Why Sweden shouldn't feel ashamed of their war years.

1. Germany had a brilliant military force, Sweden didn't. 2. Germany had conquered many nations. 3. Germany kept putting pressure on Sweden. 4. Sweden had a trade agreement with Britain as well as Ger...
Posted by Alan The Walrus. Goo Goo G'joob! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:26:00 PST