larry bone

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Here's the lowdown.

I was sleeping. And then, I felt a sudden push... and there was light. I had been born. Ever since, it's been one practical joke after another in life. Some days they're funny. Other times it sucks and I need a band-aid. Sometimes I win, but other times I lose. I like life. It's pretty cool. Just make sure to take a shower often. I think that's important.

I have a career as a tattoo artist. I specialize in designing retarded-creepy-gory stuff that would make your dad laugh and your mama cry. And no, I don't have ink that glows in blacklight. So don't ask. I travel quite a bit for my profession, doing guest spots and conventions. That makes for a good time because I usually get drunk one of those nights and make a goof of myself. If you're ever interested in getting some work done you can drop me a line here or go to our shop website at www.marveltattoo.com. My portfolio is there along with other sexy pics of myself.

I've been a musician most of my life. I've been playing drums for 16 years and love beating the shit out of them. I also like to rock the turntables, and I write digital music to go along with the sounds I create on them. Which makes me boogie. And there's more, yeah... I've been a vocalist in many bands, variying styles from death metal/hardcore to old school hip hop. I try to do it all... what can I say, I rock. I love all styles of music... the more ecentric, the better. I'm a movie freak, I watch them too much and watch the same ones over and over. It's part of being a nerd. I'm funny, I'll make you pee your pants, nuff said. I party down, hang out with my retarded friends, play cards, cook out, and make fun of people that fall down.

I love my parents, my brother, my friends, my goddamned cat, and everyone who knows me for who I am. The cat is the most major player in life... to love a pain in the ass like that is just poetry. I try to fill my time hanging out with my loved ones and friends as much as I can, because sometimes I can get really busy or preoccupied with being greedy or stupid. But I enjoy my alone time too, taking time for my artwork, going to the flicks, or getting blazed and playing video games. I also like mowing the lawn and picking up piles of dogshit. And cleaning out the litter box.

I could tell ya more, but you're probably already pissed off that ya had to read this much about me. And, who really cares. If you read this far I'm impressed. I wouldn't have read this far. I would have thought "What a shallow prick... does he really think he's this interesting?"

Now go take a nap. I know you have a headache if you really sat and read all this crap.

Seriously. Goodnight.