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Average Joe™

lewiscb

About Me



Fuck. Is this multiple choice?

My Interests



Yeah im pretty much addicted to this whole internet thing. Eating and sleep ing is good too. When im not eating, or sleeping im usually on the net. When im not eating, sleeping or netting im normally getting pissed. Sometimes i can be found doing some work when im not eating, sleeping, netting or getting pissed. When im not eating, sleeping, netting, working or getting pissed i can sometimes be found at the pub.

"Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." - Chinese Proverb.

Music:



Movies:

Shaun of The Dead, House Party, Goodfellas, Boyz N the Hood, Crank, Hot Fuzz, Taxi Driver, The Breakfast Club, The Great Outdoors, American Pie 1 & 2, Jackass The Movie, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and Land of the Dead (George A. Romero).

Television:

All television is children's television.
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.

Books:

The Island, Eight Million Ways to Die, Jimmy D, Sidewinder and Me, Motherless Brooklyn.

My Blog

Damn.. havent looked at this in a while...

My first and only webpage. Must be nearly ten years old. http://lewiscbryant.tripod.com/ Brings back some good memories......
Posted by Average Joe™ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:04:00 PST

Cars, Box's, Free gifts, so called friends

Checking in again... Whats New? Lots i guess. Busy redecorating the new place. Me and my homies have just launched a new website. So i got my FTO resprayed recently cos it had a key mark down the wing...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

Long time no see

Ok i dont know if anyone is reading these blogs or not....but i thought id check in... I finally managed to get my car insurance money from those fuckers at ensign. So that means im back in the saddle...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:26:00 PST

Its a write off...

Its a write off...   Havent updated this thing in a while, so i thought id blog about what happened to be the other week. So i crashed my car. Not just a crash mind you. Rolled the son-of-a-bitch...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

It hurts

Thursday had the promisings of being a good night out. It was one of those nights that wasnt planned. I went on a pub crawl with one of my mates, into christchurch. Didnt start till 9ish. Anyway to cu...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:16:00 PST

Rambling

So i had been patiently waiting all week for the Liverpool v Chelsea game on sky. On the eve of it, my Ntl box decides to have a hissy fit and throw all its channels outta the pram. Im now left w...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:25:00 PST

I aint ever drinking again

Ok so saturday went completely as i expected. Started drinking at 10.00 (it was breakfast actually) stayed down the pub till 6pm then had to rush home, chuck on a t-shirt and spray on some smelly to b...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:31:00 PST

First

Ok first blog! I guess theres a first time for everything right? Speaking of First Times, Kudos to Abi for breaking my comment cherry (See you in town someday?) ..and thanks to charlie for the l...
Posted by Average Joe™ on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:09:00 PST