Angela of Death - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm pretty cool, or at least thats what my mom says.

My Interests

Albinos. I just don't get it. How do they come to be???

I'd like to meet:

Those who you can make a man-with-no-arms-and-legs jokes from. Ex: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on your door step? Matt.

Music:

"If your feeling salty, I'm your tequila. If you've got the freedom, I've got the time. There ain't nothin' sweeter than naked emotion, if you show me your song then I'll show you mine."

Movies:

City of God, Drowning Mona, Amelie, I Heart Huckabees, Caddyshack, Animal House, Christopher Guest movies, Jaws, Beat Streat!

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, OPB, Arrested Development.

Books:

books by Will Self, David Sedaris, The Confederacy of Dunces, Up the Down Staircase by Bel Kaufman, The Wasp Factory, Calvin and Hobbes comics, Angus Oblong's Creepy Susie, The Curious Dog Incident that Happened in the Night (I think thats the title), P.S. Your Cat is Dead, started reading some Kurt Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs, Susie Gilman and some other stuff

Heroes:

Those who I describe as the "wind beneath wings"? Well, I'd have to say.....pfff, I'll come back to this one.

My Blog

Look at boobs

Boobs are pretty awesome. Big, little, jiggly, firm - they are ALL loveable! However, I have some terrible news. Cancer. 'Nuff said. This horrible growth not only kills people, but the boobs att...
Posted by Angela of Death on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

I want one. I don't care which. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I want to wake up from a night of sleeping with Sundance, only to be whisked away on the handlebars of Butch's bike the next morning. Oh...
Posted by Angela of Death on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

I hate, therefore I am

Not to openly be a negative Nancy, but sometimes there is no other reaction to a godamn-I-want-to-kick-everyone-in-the-shins type of day. Not only are you giving in to the darkside, but your laying it...
Posted by Angela of Death on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

Gawd Awful Erotica

Beware! This is exactly as described: Gawd Awful Erotica. Stories so silly, dirty, and anything but erotic. I wrote these two: http://baderotica.diaryland.com/060125_33.html http://baderotica.diarylan...
Posted by Angela of Death on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

Etiquette, Shmetiquette

Far be it from me to interject what regular office norms should and shouldn't be, BUT when it comes to common courtesy and behaviour I feel that most should know to conduct themselves in such a manner...
Posted by Angela of Death on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:21:00 PST

trabajos impares

Así, como algunos de ustedes sabe que estaré llevándome lejos para las vacaciones al maravilloso, distante de la tierra de Panamá. ¡La cuenta hacia atrás empieza! Mi viaje empezará en aproximadamente...
Posted by Angela of Death on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:02:00 PST

My name is Blog

Well, I find myself in new territory here since until this point I have been residing in cave and have never written a blog. So this is what its like.....one of the more "ho-hum" first times of doing ...
Posted by Angela of Death on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:47:00 PST