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agent orange jewlius

do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?

About Me

No principles, just vice principles.

My Interests

recluse-a-thon 2007. where's waldo? maybe erica is waldo. maybe she isn't.

I'd like to meet:

JAN CROUCH! dr. sbaitso and some more cicadas. and michael jackson. sock puppets. and you. AND SPAGETT!!! i have AIM and don't mightily approve of myspace messenger. find me on AIM-- h3yfux0r. i do like a chat. i can't believe that's a sentence.

Music:

WEEN!!!! DEVO!!! TALKING HEADS!!! PAVEMENT!!! NIRVANA!! mindless self indulgence!!! LOVE BUTTON!! alice in chains! 'NSYNC!! MICHAEL JACKSON!!! RED AUNTS!!! PRIMUS! guns n' roses!! M.I.A.!! babes in toyland!!! L7! notorious b.i.g! david bowie! LEADBELLY!! tears for fears! rasputina! basement jaxx! dead milkmen! southern culture on the skids! ol' dirty bastard! woody guthrie!! BRITNEY SPEARS!! soundgarden!! sleepytime gorilla museum!! dead kennedys!! GRANDPA JONES!!

Movies:

fargo. Cannibal! the musical. overboard. peewee's big adventure. kill bills. true stories.

Television:

TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB. sometimes montel/maury. infomercials. pbs. i miss the price is right. DREW DOES NOT CUT IT. what were they thinking? show the freaking reruns. christ.

Books:

i like books. i recommend "RANT" by palahniuk. for you!

Heroes:

michael jackson, david byrne, mark mothersbaugh, snails, slugs, leeches, birds.

My Blog

i’m creepy and bored

and here's what our kids would look like. sort of. me + erica Erica + john me + john  ...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:17:00 PST

ouch

i think i fractured my arm. i didn't fall over last night... what did i do? it suuuuuuucks.
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

seriously, the paparazzi is going to kill her. i just saw some footage of dozens of cars about to wreck into eachother to chase her. like ten fold princess di shit.  
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

illegal to be fat in public?

http://junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-fat-people-al lowed-only-slim-will-be.html this is insane. jackasses....
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:54:00 PST

taggish

my cool cousin miqui tagged me with this! (i've done it before, a while ago, so i'll try not to be too redundant..) The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must writ...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

wardy goothrie

i'm goin down this road feelin' bad i'm goin' down this road a feelin bad. i'm goin down this road feelin' bad, bad, bad and i ain't  a-gonna be treated this a-way. i'm going where the water tast...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST

DAMN IT, MICHAEL?!

okay, so i've been super psyched and impatient about this new michael jackson album that was promised to me over a year ago. and then you know those creepy ads myspace handpicks for you based on ...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:27:00 PST

ask seller a question

twice in a month, i've had an ebay seller get downright RUDE with me for asking a question about an auction i've won. wtf, grouchy. is it the holidays or is it always like this? anyone else had stupid...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:06:00 PST

flaut

i'm havin' a good time trying to figure out some favorites on the flute. i can play "under the sea" and "eye of the tiger" and "iron man" and the theme from jurassic park. "butterfly" by weezer. "all ...
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:16:00 PST

Carpet

um, my cat, CARPET, is diabetic now. how does this happen???!?!?@  
Posted by agent orange jewlius on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:08:00 PST