Music in all forms, film, art, cigars, business, electonics, hookah, philosophy, poetry, prose, arguing, beer, wine, and various other things.
People, mostly. Porn bots aren't the conversational fun that one would think. Anyone who appriciates good art.Now do the doggie dance.
Depeche Mode, Eleisha Eagle, Slick Lady Six, Solemn Assembly, Daft Punk, The KLF, The Timelords, 2K, Primus, Devo, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths, Morrissey, Shamus McNasty, PLID, Minus The Bear, Brand New, Rage Against The Machine, Spice Girls, Ben Folds, Rammstein, Matisyahu, Client, Erasure, Yazoo, Clutch, The Donnas, Sound Machine, The Cardigans, Velcro For Jesus, The UBA, Rainy October Nights, Itchy Richie and the Burnin' Sensations, Ministry, The Normal, Kataklysm, Arch Enemy, Kittie, The Proclaimers, Jim's Big Ego, The Dead Milkmen, Motorhead, The Clash, Green Day, Shiny Toy Guns, Echo and the Bunnymen, XTC, Foghat, Big & Rich, Johnny Cash, Routine Error, Skunky Johnson, The Postal Service, Dir En Gray, Glay, Yoko Kanno, Louis Armstrong, Dave Brubeck, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Iron Butterfly, AC/DC, Limp Bizket, Squeeze, Siouxie and the Banshees, Robert Miles, Joy Division, The Pixies, Hole, Tupac, Dr. Dre, Outkast, NWA, The RZA, Wu-Tang Clan, Rise Against, Charlie Mingus, Grandma Dynamite, Deaf Pedestrians, KMFDM, The Reverend Horton Heat, Kelly Clarkson, The Ramones, Iggy and the Stooges, The New York Dolls, Jane's Addiction, New Order, Electronic, Science Patrol, Kraftwerk, Falco, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Metallica, Yo La Tengo, Ween, Nonpoint, Men Without Hats, Helmet, The Killers, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, The Smithereens, ABC, Paul Young, Public Enemy, Sidekick Mafia, Social Distortion, The Misfits, LaBouche, The Real McCoy, The Dillenger Escape Plan, REM, Nirvana, The B-52s, The Wonders, The Pet Shop Boys, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Junior Senior, Telepopmusik, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Massive Attack, Gene Loves Jezebel, Nitzer Ebb, Recoil, Mellowdrone, Low Rise, Daryl, Space Cadet, Deep Blue Something, Fastball, Reel Big Fish, Rancid, King Diamond, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Knife, Eat My Pie, The Plimsouls, The Dropkick Murphys, The Sex Pistols, Swans, Wolf Blitzer, Nipple Jargon, All Saints, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Veruca Salt, The 1 O'Clock Lab Band, Oingo Boingo, Panic! At The Disco, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, No Doubt, Merrill Bainbridge, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Runaways, EMF, Dramarama, The Jim Carroll Band, The Nails, Gwen Stefani, Chic, Digable Planet, Deee-lite, A Tribe Called Quest, Dead Prez, and I'm sure there are more, but I'm drawing a blank now.
Boondock Saints, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, The Underground Comedy Movie, Igby Goes Down, Austin Powers 1-3, Star Wars 4-6, Party Monster (the movie and the "shockumentary"), Big, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Say It Isn't So, Death to Smoochy, High Fidelity, Dirty Dancing, Moulin Rouge, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Anchorman, Groove, Run Lola Run, Shall We Dance? (The Japanese version), Amelie, There's Something About Mary, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door, Perfect Blue, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Not Another Teen Movie, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Scary Movie 1 and 2, Purple Rain, Half Baked, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Superstar, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, GoldenEye, Casino Royale, Pirates of the Carribean, Grindhouse, Leaving Town, Loose Ends, The Pool Boy, Talladega Nights, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Gooseberries, The Aristocrats, Idiocracy, and many many more.
Cowboy Bebop, Upright Citizens Brigade, I Love the 80s, 80s Strikes Back, and 90s, Neon Genesis Evangelion, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served?, Up Pompeii!, Surviving Nugent, The Real World, Halfway Home, The Comedians of Comedy, Naked Trucker and T-Bone's Show, Entourage, Six Feet Under, The Class, and Ren and Stimpy.
"Choke," "Fight Club," "Survivor," and "Invisible Monsters" by Chuck Palanhuik, "Disco Bloodbath" by James St. James, "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Rachel Papers" by... shit... forget his name. There are more books, I'm sure, but that's all I can come up with for now.
My mother, Mr. Themer, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Mark Mothersbaugh, and many many others.