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About Me

I'm a tattoo artist living in AK. I've got myself a beautiful family. I've lived all over this country, and done lots of things, I've been a Marine, a bum, a shoesalesman, almost a Priest, and a whole lot more. Damn, it almost sounds like I've accomplished something.

My Interests

Reading, drawing, painting, work...but most of all my family.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people, pleasant people, The Pope. I'm all about the pleasant conversation. I would like to meet someone who would be willing to donate a few million to my retirement fund!

Music:

The Blues...Son Seals, Son House, Judy Henske. I love The Blues. Tom Waits-music to slit your wrists to. Ska, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, weird shit, just about anything that can be listened to. And recently I've been fixated on the 80's.

Movies:

Legend, Boondock Saints, The Dark Crystal, The Secret Of Nimh, PCU, Anything with Rodney Dangerfield, Better Off Dead, Revenge Of The Nerds, Cradle Of Fear, Kevin Smith, Cry Baby, Streets Of Fire, Eddie and the Cruisers, Two-Lane Blacktop,Office Space, Wizards, Fire&Ice, Stripes, Snatch, The Breakfast Club, anything by Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino, Trainspotting...and the list goes on, but my alltime favorite is muthafuckin' SPACEJAM!

Television:

Adult Swim The Tick Freakazoid Animaniacs HGTV TLC Discovery and the best show ever Busty Cops

Books:

Anything by Andrew Vachss...I'm a little obsessed with his writing.

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

RAIN

Its raining...again. It's reaching biblical proportions I think. 10 days now, misty crap rain, not chubby rain. So no Bowfinger. But I do miss that Alien Love.And it's starting to get cold...but ...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST

Mutherfuckin Great Idea

Okay I want everyone to move up to AK, look at the bonuses, no sales tax, no stae tax, jobs galore, great weather(no humidity), MUTHERFUCKIN' DIVIDENDS. And I'm here, what more could you want. And bef...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:41:00 PST

Halloween

So I've decided what Maxwell is going to be for halloween. I was going to dress him up as a sunflower seed with horns(bad seed-get it) but I changed my mind...now I'm going to get some horns, go to wa...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birds

I'm terrified of birds...well not all birds, just parrots, evil fuckin' creatures. My dad had a parrot when I was a kid, an Amazon Yellownape named Jama. My folks never locked the cages for our birds,...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fever

I got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell! ~Bruce Dickinson
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

roomie

So my roommate is gettin' some lovin'. The chick he brought home is frickin' loud, they're on the other side of the house and I can hear her. Jesus have some respect for the sexually frustrated.
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok and so

Ya know what, almost all of my blogs start with ok or so...I need to find a new opener.
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kids

Ok so I'm noticing a trend here on myspace...almost everyone that doesn't already have a kid, doesn't want a kid...hmmm. I've always wanted kids, like 70 or so but then I'd have to be a polygamist..an...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

white trash

So "theevilthatshallnotbenamed" or tetsnbn for short, dropped the boy off today...in a diaper. Now I know some people don't have a problem with that, but I don't even do that when we're at home, let a...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

view

Ok something I've noticed, almost every picture I see on this thing is a tilted view from above, or a slightly aside view, and so much pouting, everyone looks so serious...I like the pictures where it...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST