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Adam the Filmmaking Barbarian

In your yard I am the Ferengi man, Very odd and chunky

About Me


My Name's Adam. I write screenplays. I used to rewrite sections of screenplays for movie studios. .I'm an educated Bartender, I have an out-of-date MCSE certification. And long ago, I used to be a DJ. I can say I've done quite a bit in my short life, and I'm happy I've done them. I am also the new producer and host of "Scream @ the Wall" on Brighthouse 96. I love to sing and dance in public. I may not be the best at it, but I don't care. People love my fluffy curly hair, and I love when girls touch it and go "awww it's so cute". I'm a bit of a geek too, I read(not collect) comic books, and I play games(Board,card,video,RPG) a lot. I'm the reiging master of movie trivia old and new in my circle of friends and gamers. Nobody will go toe-to-toe with me anymore. I love to read as well, and music is my lifeforce. Music is the glue of humanity, if it didn't exist, neither would we. So that's a little about me. Take the quiz:
Which Singer Are You?

Maynard James Keenan
Like Maynard, you often question the meaning of this life and your purpose. You also defy God as a test to yourself to truely find out if he is real. You are always seeking a higher attunement of aknowledgement. No matter how your message is sent, it gets through.
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My Interests

I have man interests. Most of them horror, video game, and comic book related, and yes I've been laid.

I'd like to meet:

..I'd like to meet some people who aren't afraid to let go in public. Who can go to a Denny's at 2am, and not be scared of the drunk guy in the corner as we drink coffee. I'm looking for people who aren't afraid to try DDR in front of a crowd(I won't make you look stupid). People who want to do fun middle-school stuff like bowling and put-put golfing. I'm still young, and I want to live life and have as much fun as I can. So I'll just say I want to meet people who want to have fun, no matter who's looking.

Music:

I love all with just a few exceptions... Country, most rap, and jazz you can leave at the door. OH! and that "speed-pop-candy-core" garbage that they call punk now(ie Bowling for soup, Simple Plan, Story of the Year). I would rather hear the death rattle of my own child than hear this dribble.

Movies:

mostly everything...Movies: I like horror(I write horror),comedy(the stupider the better),drama,chick flicks, animated(not anime. real animated movies), sci-fi; I'm real big into action films, but I'll watch them. I used to like indy films, until they became cliche, and real hollywood jacked.

Television:

Most of my TV watching consists of Cartoons. Old and new. Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teens, Super Milk Chan(Anime is so crap... this show rocks!). I love older cartoons from my late childhood too: The Tick, X-men, Earthworm Jim, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Hysteria, Muppet Babies.It's not all cartoons tho, I used to be a reality show junkie. I still watch Real World, Road Rules, RW..RR challenge, Joe Shmoe(love that stuff).That's about it, I'm usually watching movies or TV on DVD, like Buffy, Firefly, Star Trek(not a trekkie, but I do enjoy the old school Kirkness)

Books:

I read Clive Barker, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, HP Lovecraft. I also enjoy Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, James Robinson, Geoff Johns, Mark Waid, Jim Krueger,Frank Miller, J. Michael Strazinski, and others.

Heroes:

Are these real heroes? or Super heroes? I'll do both!!!Real hero: Hunter S. Thompson, Steven speilberg, John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, Clive Barker, Michael Moore, Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, Tom Kenny, Billy West, My 8th grade English teacher, my 9,10,11,12 grade english teachers, my High school drama teacherSuper Hero: StarMan(Jack Knight), The Flash(all of them), Green Lantern(Kyle Rainer, Alan Scott and Hal Jordan), Dr. Fate, Swamp Thing, Dr. Strange.

My Blog

An Open letter to stupid parents

Written by Anthony Burch Dear Dad With a Doo Rag and Mother With a Halter Top and a Belly Piercing, You may or may not recognize me: I was present at the same screening of Hostel: Part II that you ...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST

Guilty Pleasure

In the world of Bad horror and terrible remakes comes a small gem of horrible goodness on DVD. From Horror's up-and-coming filmmaking genius, Tim Sullivan comes "2001 Maniacs!" starring Robert "Freddy...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

Better than Richard Cheese

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Posted by The Adam Spire on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

And now... Music

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Posted by The Adam Spire on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

Man I love Social Commentary

"Pet" Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window Go back to sleep Lay your head down child I won't let the boogeyman come Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums ...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

Message To Harry Manback

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? (1) Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people [out of] your house I tell you this, one of three American...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

Pirates 3

Movie critics. Movie critics are stupid! I went to see At world's End last night, and let me first say that I was NOT a big fan of Dead Man's Chest at all. I felt that it was too long, and just plain ...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

Geek out this week

Today's topics: Arthur and the InvisiblesSpider-Man 3 (Xbox 360)Wii PlayMinutes to Midnight - Linkin ParkArthur and the Invisibles - DVDComing from visionary filmmaker Luc Besson(5th Element, Le Femme...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

Year Zero

Ever since April 24, I've been listening to the new Nine Inch Nails affair, Year Zero. The label on the album says "16 more tracks of noise from NIN", and that's exactly what it is. Noise. Good noise....
Posted by The Adam Spire on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

Spider-Man 3

Ok, So everyone with a brain knows Marvel Comics is teh suck. But the one thing they do right is movies... Sometimes. Spider-man Spider-man2 and the X-men films(Yes even 3) were fantastic, but there a...
Posted by The Adam Spire on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:17:00 PST