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Shannanagins

I like my coffee like I like my men. In a cup...with a spoon in them.

About Me

I find it difficult to list all the things that make me so amazing....but I'll try.
I'm sarcastic to a point of fault, I am a gigantic nerd, I dance in my living room in knee socks and underwear, I actually enjoy doing laundry, I have a highly domestic side, I enjoy really overplayed bands that were cool 5-15 years ago, I've developed a bad habit of wandering off into the sunset. I moved back to my hometown after a 3 year break, and damn but it's good to be home.
I have giant boobs and finally grew an ass to compensate for them (very exciting), my eyes change between grey, blue and green (normally they are a combo that I like to call 'swampy gooseberry'), I cannot tan, my cheeks are red and have been since I exited the womb, I have carney hands and feet, I was an actual carney for a few months one summer, I have never been in a fight, EVER. Once I get to know someone, I have this tendency to sing around them, burp loudly, and do bad white girl dances (not necessarily in that order). I have inexcusably bad spelling, and a large vocabulary, NOT a good combination. I endear myself to people very quickly. I have a very small and VERY loyal circle of friends, I love them all more than anything.
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I'm gonna put a weeeee disclaimer: I will not add you if I do not know you, I will not add your band if I do not know your band, I will not add you if the only thing we have in common is a hometown/friend's sister/haircolor/first name. End Disclaimer...

My Interests



b+w photography, tattoos, cheap horror movies, cartoons, music, beautiful visions through ordinary windows, sex in the morning, being the inside spoon, knee high socks, 4x4ing, camping, Sid Meier's video games, making too many mixed CD's, spending hours and hours printing every single photo on my hard drive.

I'd like to meet:

People who are random and tactless, people who tell the truth at the possible expense of alienating those around them, and anyone who feels like there MUST be something more than what's handed to you.

MENFOLK!!!

The things that make me adore you even more then I already do (cause you're all great) are as follows:

A belly (I'm serious here, I'm a curvy girl, and if I'm standing next to a twig of a boy, I don't feel really inclined to make with the nekkid).

Tattoos (I have 7, and if all you've got is a tribal arm band from '99, we're not exactly on the same page).

Be a cowboy, be a construction worker, be a mechanic, be some amazingly orgasmic combination of all three (I'd have to change panties, seriously).

If you feel inspired to take a drive out past the reach of the city lights, I'd go with you. If you want to go out in a 4x4 and you need an extra hand getting chains hooked up underneath your truck that just happens to be stuck in 2 feet of "Jimmy Mud", I'm your girl. If you need a camping partner for a 1 week trek out into the boonies, I'm there. If you want a girl who'll sit at home and talk on the phone with her girlfriends and say "I just don't get what the big deal is, it's just a lifted truck with some big tires on it....WTF is 'muddin' anyway?" I'm NOT your girl...cause I love the mud.

I've developed a weakness for boys with blue eyes, seriously....I'm putty, it's ridiculous.

Music:

alphabetically, cause I'm so stuck up about my music, which is why I'm starting off with: ABBA, Alkaline Trio, Ani DiFranco, the Arrgolites, Billy Joel, Bloodhound Gang, Bruce Springsteen, the Cure, Dire Straits, DJ Danger Mouse, Dropkick Murphys, the Eels, Everclear, Fiona Apple, Flogging Molly, Gnarls Barkley, Harry Nilsson, Johnny Cash, Luscious Jackson, Muse, NKOTB (if you don't know, you just.dont.know), Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, the Pixies, Poe, QOTSA, Rainer Maria, Reel Big Fish, Snake River Conspiracy, Social Distortion, Soul Coughing, the Steve Miller Band, Weezer, the White Stripes, and Willie f*ckin Nelson.

Movies:

Anything by Tim Burton, anything with John Cusack, Edward Norton, Jack Black, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Waking Life, Tank Girl, Empire Records, anything Baz Luhrmann touches, Velvet Goldmine

Television:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...except Cowboy U on CMT, I find their suffering cathartic.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins ('jitterbug perfume' is especially good), High Fidelity, Hairstyles of the Damned (seriously, go pick it up, 90's punk rock goodness in a novel), most erotica by Anias Nin (though she occasionally went overboard on the weird), The Alchemist (I rescued this book from a house fire, that's how important it is to me), and the Found! book and magazines.

Heroes:

My mother, never has anyone died with such grace and purpose, I hope to have that same courage when it's my time.

My Blog

Things I never told you

1. I have very soft little hands with thousands of papercuts on them because I stuff about 500 envelopes each week.2. I'm worried I'll die in ugly underwear, so all mine are pretty.3. My cheeks are al...
Posted by Shannanagins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've got a question...

If you read this you must answer me these questions...1. who are you? 2. are we friends? 3. when and how did we meet? 4. do you have a crush on me? 5. would you kiss me? 6. give me a nickname and expl...
Posted by Shannanagins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST