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Deirdre

You're jailbait, she's jailbait, it's perfect! Once you hit eighteen, you're lookin' at 3 to 5.

About Me

I'm a gullible thirteen year old girl who wants to conduct an illicit relationship with an older man on MySpace. Pretty willing to provide personal details about where I live, how much no-one understands me and what times I finish school, so if you're the man I'm looking for, message me. Icons Collage MySpace Editor Photo Collage MySpace Backgrounds Glitter Graphics

My Interests

Astrophysics

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's willing to take subtle but relentless psychological abuse so that I can feel a bit better about myself. And Michael Palin.

Music:

I dig music.

Movies:

I enjoy watching "films" on a semi-regular basis

Television:

Making the Band 3, Oprah, and any Channel four documentary about paedophiles or facial disfigurement.

Books:

I enjoy many immensely

Heroes:

Lance "Performance enhancing drugs" Armstrong.

My Blog

Chicken of the Sea

Reasons why you should be eating tuna right now.   Tastes like fish - but not too like fish.     Bones usually never an issue - even in the giant steaks!     Fills you u...
Posted by Deirdre on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Reasons to be Cheerful, Vol. I

  THE GOODNESS OF RICE!!      B VITAMINS AND IRON!!     Breakfast Cereals Kellogg's and their rivals, Weetabix, Quakers and the likes, insist that starting the...
Posted by Deirdre on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

They're fifteen cents, and you'll pay it, you wretched whore!

  "Would you believe it, I'm after leaving my bags in the car!  Ha!  God, you know I've millions of them out there!   Better give me one so.  How much are they?"   S...
Posted by Deirdre on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

"The youth of today" or "Bring back corporal punishment"

Long day today.  I got on the 46a from ucd.  It was 11pm.    We sit upstairs, at the front.  The windows reflect the entire top floor of the bus back to us.  And we're...
Posted by Deirdre on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:14:00 PST

"The retraction"

Apology: Main Entry: apology Pronunciation: &-'p-l&-jEFunction: nounInflected Form(s): plural -giesEtymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, fro...
Posted by Deirdre on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:36:00 PST

ACHTUNG!

    Things I like:   - Tuna - The word "Moxy" - When Dumbo gets into his mom's trunk...and sobs.             Things I don't like:   - Knackers - When ...
Posted by Deirdre on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST

A story

We had just travelled 20 hours on a ferry.  Prior to this, we had travelled the entire width of Greece on a bus, before that, we were stranded in Piraeus overnight, stinking and miserable and wis...
Posted by Deirdre on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST

THE YEAR OF THE CLARA

Every now and then, a person so incredible, so unique, so amazing is bestowed upon humanity as a gift from GOD HIMSELF, rewarding us for our constant prayer, church building and charity raffles.&...
Posted by Deirdre on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST

A sad blog

Came across a bulletin there celebrating all the crap and doo-whackeys from the 90's - my last memory of my childhood in the nineties is being frozen with disgust and shame, cursing GOD as I mana...
Posted by Deirdre on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST

It's late and I'm tired

We all have a jillion bus refund tickets.  Every single time I get one, the driver catches my eye with this smug bastard little smirk on his repulsive Dublin Bus face, as he merrily chirrups "you...
Posted by Deirdre on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST