matt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

well hello...i'm matt yep you found me and good job for you i am just so proud of you you're way better than i am...so in high school i wanted to be a pro freestyle motocrosser. that dream ended now i'm living in LA trying to be a standup comic. it would be really easy to do but i've got a real tough problem i'm working through on stage out here, it's that i'm not funny and then i lash out yelling "what the hell are you laughing at?" then i start to cry and run off stage...and it's always the wrong way so then i have to run by everyone crying...twice...so do you want to be my friend just circle one........yes.........................no .......oh wait this is a computer how's this going to work? oooo i suck again waaaaaaaaa waaaaawaaaw oh, wrong way other way wwaaaaaawwaaaaawaaa...later days..

My Interests

i like to drink, pillage, plunder, and fight the british..i guess i'm a pirate so that's awkward...but seriously when i'm not doing that i normally spend most my time with big foot...oh, he wants to be called la big feet hes trying to be hip...it's so cute...

I'd like to meet:

i would really like to meet Frank Stevens he's my neighbor and he just walks cool

Music:

falco rock me amadeus, and the seven sea gulls of love...but who doesnt like them...seriously....

Movies:

Hot sweaty nights with sherrades on the bathroom sink full of 20 people...producers.Hamlet Grizmo,and Dean Gransky..sico,and evil..give it a hole in the hand...bottom line they think its as good as jesus..

Television:

The sketches on my post it notes, flipping spontaneously in the blink of an eye..

Books:

Mesquite Branch Library next to the mall, Isle one Preferably, top shelf, left hand side next to the book "How to Bathe your pet ants"

Heroes:

Wow!-Kalashnikov the Gatorade Drinking Natzi from The mother Land so stop shitting your pants! Also Props to keebler elf tree, Hogan's so-called heroes, The whale who ate jimeny cricket, The intercome from Eagle One, Yea stackhouse

My Blog

Acorns are Burning, please, Yearn for my Love

So you begin to wonder, yet dragons and tinkerbells begin to settle in for the night. I still have yet to read the ingredients on the egg carton box and swallow my pride. #6 wendy's I say-not so fast ...
Posted by matt on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

A DEMON SLAVERY PLAN

SIX YEAR PAST THE DATE OF BIRTH... AND THE KARATE LEARNED BY THE PANDA IS ILL FATED...YELLOW JACKET MACHINE GUN BULLETS OPEN THE PADORAS BOX...OR THE BOX OF PICTURED DREAMS...PIN HEAD MOVEMENTS H...
Posted by matt on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Terror on the beaches-sharpened raptor claws

So im standing on the roof top-listening -no shouting, no falling, no listening to punk rock. Kinda the norm but relax. The beach is full of sand and plenty of grains for everyone says the bloody seag...
Posted by matt on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST

The shark herim and Our space

Its all about hiding in there estrogen. She knows what i mean! Strictly for the sake of the parrot on your shoulders. I once thought that it was possible that she was just a material girl rockin in th...
Posted by matt on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST

Maverick- Im hiding

Its all about the Garthugs. The Bloody ewoks, and battle in the sky from the spitfire V. So take into consideration the rebel nation and try to cry blocks of hate, they will sink to the deep dark floo...
Posted by matt on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST

Flat bed(no roses)

Bloody sunday and the herd has been shaved.---sheared might i add to perfect the coats we are naked under! The dock delivers many scenic traps of windy caustic fumigated salt blocks-one time or anothe...
Posted by matt on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

why are we here

the bacon and eggs started off a night of castle tower goblins and sick sexy dragons... so what im trying to say is my mind keeps thinking of the thoughts in my mind... while giraffes sword each other...
Posted by matt on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST