Staring at crotches. Kicking people in said crotches. Spoiling the endings of books and movies.
Chubby guys. Old Chinese men.
Coheed and Cambria, Incubus, Sublime, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Mazzy Star, Outkast, Blackalicious, Bone Thugs & Harmony, The Fugees, Lauryn Hill, Jaia Suri, It's A Whale, The Offspring, Bad Religion, Tiger Army, Nerf Herder, Dynamite Hack, Garbage, , Rage Against the Machine, The Real McKenzies, The Matches, The Mars Volta, AFI, L7, The Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Sugarcult, Franz Ferdinand, Queens of the Stone Age, Otep, Alice in Chains, No Doubt, Warsaw Poland Bros., Primus, Lit, Faith No More, Fantomas, Peeping Tom, Ice Cube, System of a Down, Social Distortion, Rob Zombie, Green Day, TheStart, The Dresden Dolls, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Queen, Rammstein, Nightwish, The Darkness, Andrew W. K., Save Ferris, Supertramp, Amy Winehouse, Devil Makes Three, faggy emo stuff . . . and The Mutha Fucken "D".
Zoolander, Tao of Steve, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Being John Malkovich, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Office Space, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, SLC Punk, I Heart Huckabees, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Scanner Darkly .. width="425" height="350" ..
Lost, Battlestar Gallactica, Six Feet Under, Firefly, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, most Adult Swim stuff, Invader Zim, Heroes, Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, Sopranos, Coupling, Scrubs, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Pimp My Ride, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, How Do I Look?, anything trashy and gossipy, I guess.
Fast Food Nation, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Excel 2003 for Beginners, The Genesis Code, Darwin's Radio and other pulp fiction sci-fi, various comic books (Y The Last Man, Walking Dead, Runaways, The Preacher, Supreme Power, Coheed and Cambria, The Sandman, The Atheist, Battle Pope, Vimanarama, Mnemevore, Necromancer, Ghost Rider), Me Talk Pretty One Day, whatever makes good bathroom literature.
Angela Kenny, Tory Stallman, the guy in L.A. who shot up that other guy's car because the alarm kept going off.