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D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO

Why do you build me up and then break me down? Why don't you just come through?

About Me

Just another profile you're looking at because you're bored at work. I'm happy I'm diverting you from your regular scheduled program. It's been good up until now, highs, lows, ins, outs, loved, lost, got over it. Smack dab in the middle typical journey through life that I'd rather end in a firery ball than a hospital bed.
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My Interests

RULING!

I'd like to meet:

those people that have hundreds of thousands of friends so I can ask them if it makes them feel like a big man, and receptionists, I have a soft spot for receptionists.

Music:



Anything that isn't that skank, gwen stefani.

Movies:

any movie showing in the chemical room

Television:

You don't own me.

Books:

Me, I RULE

Heroes:

me. I RULE

My Blog

Everything is going round flowing counterclockwise

I usually get up 10 minutes before I have to leave for work, but today I woke up 45 minutes before because I though I'd be productive. It didn't work... There are a lot of campaign ads on at 6:30amI...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST

no

Where's the reset button?
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST

DAMN YOU ZIPPERFISH

There's a new YAAFM cartoon and they want you to buy it!
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

LOOOONG Vacation

I'm not going on vacation but I heard the leaving on a jet plane and feel like it's out of place for me... I mean I'm usually the guy that puts the music that affects the part of you're brain that mak...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

Formal Party: What are we gonna do?

So I'd like to have a formal party but I haven't had one since college and don't know how to entertain. Of course I'm going to be serving the sweet, sweet afterhours brew that is currently fermenting ...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

Afterhours Brewery Explosion

Through miscommunication and failure to recheck the work of rookie brewers, The Afterhours Kegerator was plugged in incorrectly and the resulting explosion costed the brewery it's entire stock of beer...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST

I haven't written a Blog in a long time

Does anybody even read these things. I don't have anything to say... Screw all the people who deleted me. Odoyal Rules
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:57:00 PST

perversion and texas hold'em takes it's toll

Swingers Cards (4 or 8 players)(equal sex) Players draw cards for position red vs black for 4 players or suits for 8. There has to be on red male/female and one black male/female Players then ta...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

freaking tornado

I thought tornados only hit those backward states in the middle of the US... I guess some people in our area voted for Bush and God wanted to take revenge and sent a tornado. Freaking Rupublicans. I...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The best sex... EVER!!

So I had the most insaine sex in my life last night. I met this girl and her friend at this club, we took a car ride to a lake in Berkeley and... SIKE!!! GOTCHA!! You freaking perv, you would read a ...
Posted by D-BACK FAN NUMERO UNO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST