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Alisha

Why go to the park to fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?

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| View Show | Create Your Own I just graduated last year from the University of Denver, where I was captain of THE DU Gymnastics team, and I miss it terribly. I was on scholarship there and I studied Mass Communications and Film Production. I also minored in Psychology. I am very athletic and I enjoy dancing and weight lifting. I love animals, sports, and most of all CARTOONS!!!! I want to be a sportscaster or a sports commentator, but my dream job would be to work with cartoons, and do voices for them. haha. People try to hate on my voice skills but they'll see someday. Im also very interested in working with films and sitcoms. At some point, my absolute goal is to perform for Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas or their traveling show. It has been my dream since I was little. I love to perform and that rush that u get from being on stage and so many people watching is irreplaceable. Thats why I am also GoGo dancing which is hella fun. I dance at Rise and other clubs in Denver. I also love to watch football, but I am a Die Hard BRONCOS Fan!!! So dont hate bitches!! I like to watch movies but I only like the ones that are, you know,....good! :)I recently returned from Spain where I was teaching English. It was an amazing experience but I am glad to be back in the U.S. It has made me really appreciate what I have. I want to continue to travel around Europe, because I really enjoyed it. I want to try and learn as many languages as I can, because I think language is the most amazing skill anyone can have. I am really beginning to appreciate what I have back home in the U.S. I have the most adorable beagle puppy named Baxter who is back home right now in Colorado. I miss the hell out of him and he is by far the sickest dogg ever!!! Recognize!!! I am a very fun person and I absolutely hate people who cant kick it. I also hate hand blowdryers in public bathrooms, people who talk really loud on their cell phones in public, people who wear bluetooths in their ears when they are not on the fuckin phone. People who have their shirts off in their profile picture, men who take more time than me to get ready, men who wear more expensive jeans than me, men who walk in front of me, men who drink diet soda, and men who are on diets in general (so unattractive). I also hate when people dont look at u when they are talking to u, and non-identical twins (can u say, "boring"). I hate chocolate and when people give me the whole "how can u HATE chocolate??" bullshit. I just do OK?!!?!?! damn, get off me. I hate people who think they are better than other people just because of who they are or what they do. "Yeah I know who u are and I dont give a shit." In my opinion, it doesnt matter to me who u are or how many zeros are in ur bank account, u still have to EARN your respect from me tio. I also hate when people dont laugh at my jokes, cuz Im a fuckin hoot....well at least give me a courtesy laugh. I hate when people dont laugh at me when I trip or fall in public cuz I need to ease the embarassment so just laugh at me ok? I think I fall at least once a day. Im so clumsy. I hate mayo, and cheese. Cheesy me no likey. Unless it is in squares. I like cheese squares. I love hot dogs, sushi, red wine and when I see old people holding hands, (so cute). I love the smell of the mountain air in the morning (if u are from the mountains than u know what I am talking about), and when I see people singing their absolute hearts out in their cars when they are by themselves. Haha. That makes me smile. I also love the previews of other movies right before a movie in the theater. I dont know how to scream, and I suck at bowling. I get very frusterated at things I am not good at and immediately write them off as something stupid and I hate, (which is bad, and Im trying to work on this). I am very cynical, but I think it is because I find being cynical more humorous. I cuss like a sailor and I still laugh when people say "come" or "brown" or anything childish like that. I can be a total bitch at times but like Sage Francis said, "I dont want to paint a first impression I cant live up to." I know how to be a lady in public tho, so I guess I know how to be appropriate for each certain situation, which... by definition....I think may make me fake. Shit that sux. I absolutely hate UGS and CROCS. Does no one else see how ugly they are??? I feel like Im taking crazy pills. I hate when people wear denim on denim and they dont match. Just dont do it, its never a good idea. "Hey Denim Dan. You look like the president, CEO, and founder of Levi Strauss." Or when people put sick ass rims on a shitty car. No, we can still see that piece of crap your driving. Or when people put some sad, "I hate life" up on their IM away message. Wow, do u really need that much attention? I hate the words "sponge" and "moist". Gross. I hate Jlo, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, and stupid Lindsay Lohan. But for some strange reason, I really like Britney Spears. So wierd. I also hate when Im trying to get on a tredmill at the gym and some skinney ass anorexic guy is on it for like an hour. I just want to go over to him and say, hey buddy, maybe you should go lift some weights. I also hate girls who dont eat, or when the waitress takes my plate away before Im finished. (Was that a fat kid thing for me to say?) I also really hate mullets but love laughing at people who have them. Someday I want to move to Italy and own a vineyard, but first can u do me a solid and loan me like 75 cents? Cuz Im a little short, hahahahaha!!! (Cuz I am) U would get it if u knew me.... Oh yeah, I cant see the color red very well. I don't no why. So dont write in red, cuz I cant read it. Some things I do like: I really enjoy fishing and being at the beach. i love when men hold my face when they kiss me, and the smell of oranges. I love ginger ale, peanuts, cherry coke, and tangerines. I LOVE my family, and people who can show me new things. Im so silly so I love to laugh and make others laugh. I love durdy durdy martinis, red beers, and the smell of lilac. I love doing things that are very active like wake boarding or skiing. The smell of my puppy's feet, and when ur fishing, I love that little tug u feel when u know u have caught something, ....before u realize its a branch. haha. That feeling of waking up next to someone u love. A great hug! and caviar. I also love peanut butter, and I sometimes judge people if they like chunky, cuz Im a creamy kinda gal. I also LOVE cuddling and just staying in and watching movies. But every once and awhile I like to get all dolled up and going out with the crew. I can clean up pretty good, if u kno what I mean. I love ramen, vietnamese noodles and kimchi (korean) and I have no dialogue of my own, so I constantly quote movies and television shows. But u kno this one time on Family Guy......GoGo
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| a target="_BLANK" alt="Comment, Add to Favorite" I enjoy gymnastics, cartoons, movies, art, music, dancing, poetry and sports. I want to work with Cartoons. Any advice?

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.. width="425" height="350" .. I love this Bunny! I would like to meet him! I also only would like to meet people who are ambitious and stand for something. ANYTHING! Inspire me! Be passionate about music, poetry, movies, video games, or even Skittles for all I care, just please inspire me! No boring people. I dont trust anyone who doesnt like Family Guy or Garlic. Id like to meet Seth MacFarlane, T.I. (jus cuz he's hot), Craig McCracken, and Pooh Bear.

Music:

Wow. I cant even begin to name all the groups that I respect, but 2pac!!! (por supuesto tio), Wu -Tang (all them boyz, GZA, RZA, Methodman, etc.), Old School Outkast (if ur down u know what Im talking bout, southernplayalistic shit), Atmosphere, Immortal Technique, Bone Thugs, Hot Boyz, The Roots, Camplo and Youngbleed (ah we..re takin it back), Master P (ghetto shit), Redman, KRS-1, Ludacris, Trick Daddy, Busta (sick beatz), Nas, Tori Amos (probably the most talented woman in the world), Talib, Pharoahe Monch, The Pharcyde, Sia, Tech 9, The Fray, Postal Service, Matchbox 20, Twista, Ol' school Xzibit, ONYX, Howie Day, Sarah, MJ, Damian Rice, Oasis (sorry jumping around), Jurassic 5, DMX, JayZ, Dead Prez, DasEFX, 50, Timberland's beatz, Counting Crows, Tracey Chapman, Cypress Hill, G-UNIT, Juelz Sanatana and Cam'ron (dipset), ....just to name a few. Im sure I am forgettin many people, but I am always reppin my boys in B-Town (or CO, for those down in Denver and da Springs) that are trying to make it happen. Come on! We got this!!! 303 baby, or I guess 720 now?? haha. I like pretty much anything except heavy metal and bullshit that gets overplayed on the radio by no talent crap spewing brats. i.e. Lindsey Lohan or Jlo. U suck!! Please make way for people who actually work hard in the industry and actually have sumthin good to say, i.e. MY boys: Flowalition, Proximity Minds, Raaaahh Foundashun (shun!), and Black Pegasus.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Crash, Zoolander, Half-Baked, 25th Hour, Thank You for Smoking, Napoleon Dynamite, My Cousin Vinny, Vanilla Sky, The Descent, Any Given Sunday, Love Jones, Clueless, Garden State, Jerry MaGuire, ALL the Will Farrell movies, Dave Chapelle's Killin' Them Softly and For What its Worth, Carlito's Way, Blow, Scarface, Amelie (french-flick), any Disney Pixar movie, All Snoopy Movies, Liar Liar, Life is Beautiful(Italian), Dumb and Dumber and pretty much anything with Al Pacino (except the major wipeout Gigli) I hate J-Lo...

Television:

FAMILY GUY, The Simpsons, Friends, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, Around the Horn, Sex and the City, PTI, and Moral Orel... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Books:

"Celestine Prophecy" and when I was in like 6th grade I read this book called "The Giver", and I dont really remember it but I remember it being awesome.
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Heroes:

Seth McFarlane (creator and voices of the greatest show on earth: Family Guy), Will Farrell, John Elway aka God, the '96 Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team, The Broncos, Stewie, The Nugs, Craig McCracken (creator of Powerpuff Girls and Dexter's Lab), Ed McCafferey, and of course Winnie the Pooh, cuz even tho he is a chubby bear with fluff for brains, he is absolutely happy the way he is.

My Blog

Going to Spain

I will be traveling to Spain to teach English as a foreign language.  I will be leaving August 26th and wont be returning to the States till tentatively Feb. 20th (depending how things go, may be...
Posted by Alisha on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:45:00 PST

DU Gymnastics! Senior Nite! Last home meet!

My last home meet is on March 18th at the Ritchie center at 6:00 pm.  (Off of I-25 on University.  Big gold dome!) U better catch me because u will never get to see me in action again!!! And...
Posted by Alisha on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:34:00 PST

DU Gymnastics against Michigan State

Come to my DU GYMNASTICS meet tonight at the Ritchie Center in Denver against Michigan State and the University of Illinois-Chicago.  Meet starts at 6pm and there is Beer and hottties!!! hah...
Posted by Alisha on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:37:00 PST

Out for the season

I dislocated my elbow on the 4th (Feb.) practicing and I tore a major ligament in my elbow. I dont have to have surgery but I am out for the season. Upset but I guess this is what I have to deal wit...
Posted by Alisha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Feb. 5th

DU Gymnsatics meet this Saturday. Feb. 5th! U.S. Olympian Carly Patterson will be there. I hate the stuck -up bitch but Im sure there are some of u out there who had a secret crush for the girl. lo...
Posted by Alisha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DU gymnastics!!

DU gymnastics meet!!!! This Saturday (Jan 15) at 6pm at the Ritchie Center. Come support me and a bunch of half-naked bendy girls. And they also sell beer!!! What more could u ask for?!?!?
Posted by Alisha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST