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Ma & Pa

Sam+Kari=TROUBLE!!!!

About Me

Yes, we're soooo super cheesey that we share a profile. But hey, we might as well be one person. We have been married for more than 90% of our adult life and you can't know one of us without knowing both of us. We have love in our life... real love... and we know that is rare these days. 14 years and the fire is hot. We have two wonderful boys ages 9 and 12. They totally rock.We love life and people and we are out to live it to the fullest. One day when we are old geezers we will sit on the porch in our rocking chairs and drink lemonade & iced tea (and the occasional Tequila) and talk about all the wild and crazy experiences we have lived together! And of course, look through the pics we managed to snag along the way!!! Yes, we are cheesy and sentimental like that.
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My Interests

people watching, pigging out, skateboarding, staying young, No Regrets, rollercoasters, Eating natural, organic food, thai food, indian food, italian food, mexican food, shopping, dive bars, volunteer work, extreme sports, Cooking, Xbox360, ps3, honesty, eating, Tequila, picking my nose, Mullets, austin, denver, colorado, Photography, travel, sushi, partying, family, kissing, texas, laughing, music, sex, movies, clubbing, art, dancing, video games, friends, Motorcycles, hottie, my hubby, my wife, trouble, Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC, PRIDE Fighting, our kids, family, World Travel, Volunteer work, Potager,

Sammy airing it out

I'd like to meet:

Those with Mojo.
Seriously though... People who have a zeal for life and living outside the boring daily grind. We like to meet people who are very different from us. Its boring when you have a group of friends that all dress, look and act the same. We don't care about age, race, sex, orientation, bank account etc. We care about soul. We care about character.Life is about people and relationship. All the rest of this BS on earth is only here to facilitate that. None of it is the focus. Our relationship with each other, as a couple, makes us better people. We believe our relationships with our friends should as well.So, with that said, we are always open to meeting other quality people who get what life is about and who are out to really live it to the fullest. Because damn, LIFE IS SOOOOOO SHORT!!!!! There is not enough time to fit all the fun in! If we had ten lifetimes to live, we are still not sure we could go to every place and do even a fraction of the things we want to. So, that means we have to grab each moment by the balls and make it our bitch! Who's yo daddy... errr and momma?

(Oh, one other thing. If you add us as friends and we don't know you and have never spoken, we are not going to approve it. Not because we are jerks, just because we are not here to promote you, your band, or whatever else you are about unless we like what you are doing or have connected with you in some way. We are also not here to collect internet friends. We prefer flesh, Thanks!)

Shredding Mike and Ryan's Indoor Skatepark and College Party House in Durango!

Music:

Violent Femmes, The Doors, Run DMC, Paul Simon, The Guess Who, Modest Mouse, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Steppenwolf, Led Zeppelin, Prince, Abba, AC/DC, Ygnwie Malmsteen, Tourniquet, George Thorogood, Queen, Bone Thugs, Andrea Boccelli, The Dead Milkmen, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Hendrix, old Van Halen, Outkast, Trick Daddy, G Love and Special Sauce, Madonna, Morris Day and The Time, Steve Miller Band, Talking Heads, Indigo Girls, Fatboyslim, India Arie, Heather Headley, Paula Cole, Afroman, Vanilla Ice, The Greatful Dead, Aerosmith, They Might Be Giants, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 80's, Classic Rock, 70's porn music, Sublime, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Muddy Waters,

Us and Greg Bloom in Cabo. We closed the city down! Last ones out on the streets!

Jan 2006 on the beach in Cabo

Had Isaiah's friend Damien over to stay the night. Took us a while to quiet him down...

Movies:

WE LOVE MOVIES! www.IMDB.com, Donnie Darko, Seven Samurai, Happiness, American Beauty, Spirited Away, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Iron Monkey, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, any old school kung fu flicks, Bubba Ho-Tep, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Princess Bride, American Splendor, Interstate 60, The Secretary, A Christmas Story, Once Upon A Time In America, Melvin Goes To Dinner, Infernal Affair, Amorres Perros, Amelie, Amadeus, Fight Club, American History X, The Pianist, American Movie, The Endurance: Shackleton's Legendary Antarctic Expedition, Beyond The Mat, Capturing the friedmens, The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, An Evening With Kevin Smith, Spellbound, Crumb, City Of God, King Of Comedy, Blade Runner, The City Of Lost Children, The Devils Backbone, Princess Mononoke, Castle In The Sky, Ghost In The Shell, Grass, Lolita, Das Boot, Full Metal Jacket, Grave of the Fireflies, Dancer In The Dark, Taxi Driver, Trekkies, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Intacto, Lost In Translation, Forrest Gump, Arsenic and Old Lace, Riding Giants, Step Into Liquid, Zatoichi, Battle Royale, Dig, GoJoe, Warriors of Heaven and Earth, Musa the Warrior, The Dark Crystal, Gattaca, The Road Warrior, Mad Max, Conan The Barbarian, Spaceballs, The Name of the Rose, Happy Gilmore, Sideways, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Rear Window, Raders of the Lost Ark, Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indian Jones and the Last Crusade, The Usual Suspects, Psycho, Life is Beautiful, Goodfellas, Silence of The Lambs, The Matrix, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Monty Python and The Meaning Of Life, The Sting, Reservior Dogs, Brave Heart, The Incredibles, The Green Mile, Big Fish, Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Stand By Me, Being John Malcovich, Dangerous Liasons, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Snatch, Heat, The Untouchables, Punch Drunk Love, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fifth Element, Fright Night, Interview With A Vampire, Lost Boys, Breakfast Club, The Cell, Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, The Sandlot, Scarface, The Gangs of New York, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pirates of The Carribean, SLC Punk, Kung Fu Hustle, Sin City, Shogun's Shadow,

Television:

Seinfeld, The Office (british version), Jackass, Wild Boys, Team Sanchez, Penn & Tellers BS, The Sopranos, Sex In The City, Pinky and The Brain, Battelstar Galactica (old school), V, HBO Real Sex, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Mr Show, old school Sat Night Live, PIMP My ride, Extreme Makeover Home Edition (brings a tear to our eye), Iron Chef, just about anything on Food TV

Books:

Chronicles of Narnia, Byzantium, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, All Dr. Suess books, Pain: The Gift Nobody Wants, Bruchko, Harry Potter, A Skeleton In God's Closet, Born in Blood

Heroes:

each other, Our Dads, and these days... our friend David Heaps.

Our Details

Status:Soulmates
Here for: Your Skin! We want to wear it!
Orientation: Disoriented
Hometown: Kari-Austin Texas & Sam Rochelle Illinois
Body Type: 5' 4" & 6' 2"
Ethnicity:Alien
Religion: It involves virgin sacrifice
Sign: Kari-Pisces & Sam-Libra
Smoke / Drink: Only Green / Tequila
Children: Micah & Isaiah
Education: World Travel and the School of Life
Quote:Don't marry someone you can live with, but marry someone you cannot live without!
Income: None of your business

My Blog

Love.

We've been rich, we've been poor...  both have their pluses and minuses, but one thing we learned is that we could be happy in either situation.  The main contributing reason... thou...
Posted by Ma & Pa on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:10:00 PST

12 Years baby! Our story... Its pretty damn magical!

POSTED oct 2nd 2005So, 12 years ago today we got married.  Its hard to believe we have done anything for 12 years at this point in our lives, let alone being married that long.  It really do...
Posted by Ma & Pa on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:42:00 PST

Old school Kari and Sam

A few old pics we dug up from wayyyyyy back in the day Sam pimpin two dates to the 7 grade dance.  They were the two tall blondes of course.  Both named Jennifer!  His pal Greg was w...
Posted by Ma & Pa on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST

First dad, now son gets robbed!

So some of you heard about me getting mugged two weeks ago. Well, my son got ripped off at the skatepark yesterday. We were at Denver Skatepark, a downtown public skatepark, and another kid approach...
Posted by Ma & Pa on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:40:00 PST

I got MUGGED Damnit!!!

Sa last night Kari and I  went to Vinyl.  After it closed, I (Sam here) went to catch up with a friend of ours who was walking home and I had called to have wait for me so she would be safe....
Posted by Ma & Pa on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:25:00 PST