Captain Spellsh*t & DJ CarHorn

in 1923 a mysterious european government organisation known as semper fi initiated an ultra-hip space programme :-o
by 1925, semper fi was prepared to send a manned spaceship (rocket 1) into outer space :-p
rocket 1 was launched on may 3, 1926, carrying six brave men, women and monkeys :-)
two days after leaving earth´s orbit, ground control lost contact with the crew :-S
unbeknownst to the people on earth, these astronauts entered a wicked alien dimension called dimension x? :-/
three of these brave travellers died instantly, leaving only john dough, jay fnoda and the agoraphobic monkey mr. peebles behind :-((()))
2 months later mr. peebles passed away peacefully :-(
while floating through dimension x? for what approximately 250 years, john dough and jay fnoda had several encounters with what seemed to be a manifestation of the ghost of elvis presley (which didn´t contribute to their mental health at all) :-()
by trial and error, they finally found a way to escape from this staggering place, and crashed somewhere on earth
after tending to their numerous little wounds and bumps, they tried to repair rocket 1. But sadly all attempts failed ;_・
the only thing they could build from the jiggered spaceship parts was spaceship samplers and spaceship synthesizers, whereas the samplers could only play one loop at a time and not even that very well oo
not knowing, how to make music just with samplers and synthesizers, dough and fnoda began channeling two dead japanese schoolgirs, yuko and yuka, who assured them to have an excellent musical education and expert knowledge in all things avant-garde, promising the two unlucky chaps to make them famous for all eternity (´∀´)
they lied unabashedly ⊂( ° ヮ°)⊃
from this day on, john dough and jay fnoda have been bedevilled by the spirits of these nasty dead japanese schoolgirls. since changing their names to Captain Spellsh*t & DJ Carhorn in 2007, they have been releasing numerous dubious recordings and touring the world with twisted versions of sick stadion rockabilly. (´ρ`)
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