FRESHHH BRRGRRS FROM HELSINKI!
MEET THE FRESH MEAT! THIS THREE-PIECE IN UR FACE EXTRAVAGANZA IS GOING TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS ON EVERY INDIE DISCOS’ DUSTY DANCEFLOOR IN 2008!!
THREE HOT CHIX, BAMBEEH, PUPP' AND PUSSY P, WERE ENJOYING PIZZA AND DRINKS ONE OBSCURE EVENING AT A CHEEZY BAR IN PARIS. THEIR PARTY WAS JOINED BY SOME REALLY HOT PARIS GARÇONS, AND AS THE NIGHT GREW OLD THE PIZZA FOUND IT'S WAY INTO THE OWEN. THE EVENING WAS A BLAST. SADLY, ALL THE GIRLS MONEY WAS SPENT ON AFRICAN PHSYKE-VOODOO JEWELLERY-SHIT (THAT ANYWAYS WILL BE OUT OF FASHION NEXT SUMMER...DUH!!) AND THEY WOULD AFFORD TO TRAVEL NO MORE. IT WAS THE "ONE AND ONLY" WET WET WET NIGHT WITH THE FRENCHO DUDE(Z). FOSHOU... WHAT A BITTER END, WHAT A SAD ADIEU!!NEXT MORNING, WHILE THE THREE HANGOVERISH GIRLS WERE CHILLIN’ AT SOME HIPSTERIOUS BAR, THEY SUDDENLY HEARD A MASS OF SCREAMING VOICES. OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WAS A HUGE CROWD, IN THE FLASHLIGHT OF CAMERAS SHE STOOD... FRANÇOISE! (A SUPA'DUPA' FAMOUS AND APPRECIATED FRENCH CHANSON SINGER AND SEX SYMBOL. DON'T YOU KNOW???) THIS APE-FACED BEAUTY HAD BEEN ON THE TOP OF POPS SINCE 1927. WORSHIPPED BY ADMIRERS AND GROUPIES ‘ROUND THE WORLD. 10 000 BILLION HOT DUDES LONGING TO TOUCH HER!!!! SHE WAS THE RETIRED SPECIALIST IN THE FIELD. A LIVING LEGEND….LIKE YODA.///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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AT THAT VERY MOMENT THE GIRLS UNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF LIFE: IF THEY WANT HOT DUDES THEY HAVE TO FORM A BAND. BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW: THERE IS NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING HOTTER THAN GIRLS IN A BAND. SO, IF THEY EVER WANTED TO MEET THE FRENCH FRIES AGAIN, THEY WOULD HAVE TO CREATE SOMETHING TO SHAKE THE BONGOS AND UNFREEZE THE FRIDGE IN HELZINKI (RRRRAAAAAOOOOUUURRR!!!!!).
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SO, THE GIRLS PUT THEIR ABNORMOUS MUSICAL BRAINS TOGETHER. NOW THEIR MISSION IS TO CONCURE THE BEST PARTIES, V.I.P-LISTS, FREE DRINKS, FRESH SOUNDS, COOLEST DANCEMOVES, CHEAP KEBAB AND OF COURSE THE HOTTEST DUDES 'ROUND THE WORLD. THIS WOULD BE EASY. THESE ARE THE FRESHEST BURGERS YOU CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW! FORGET BEEING COOL AND BORED! FUCK ART, (IT'S SOO LAST YEAR...) LETS DANCE.
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