IF YA CAN'T BEAT 'EM...YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED A BIGGER STICK. BATTER UP!!! WANNA PICK A FIGHT OVER MY PROFILE PICS??? BRING IT, SISTA....YA HAG...LOL... :p NEENER, NEENER (THANKS, KELLY)
WARNING I BITE...and kickbox...and am related to Vikings on one side, hillbillies on the other...RUN...
I also have the "IT WASN'T ME" shirt, of course. So much for truth in advertising.
JOIN ME, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, AND WILL FERRELL IN "HOLD YOUR OWN BOOBS MAGAZINE!!!"
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MEANIES--jk. NO. Real friends. People who don't think they need to judge others to consume their lives, Elvis and Daffy Duck. I would not mind a "meeting of the minds". Maybe, I could meet my own there. . Well I am only selectively responding to e-mails. LET ME EXPLAIN. I am not going to hang out and keep going through some stupid pointless banter with an idiot -- I can always talk to myself if I want pointless banter with an idiot?????
As for e-mail, if you can't reach me and you actually read this far, you ate a brain tumor. I think I left a message about how to reach me. Oh hell, maybe I ate the brain tumor. In either case, we certainly shouldn't be talking, should we? We are both, quite possibly brain damaged.
YES IT IS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ME TO BE LIKE THIS. ONE OF THE REASONS I AM HERE IS TO SHATTER THIS STEREOTYPE. GET IT, YET??? I AM ASTONISHED AT SOME OF YOU THAT HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT YET!
I would mostly like to meet people who are accepting of others and not so cynical they can no longer find happiness cause they lit it on fire and torched the happy patch? Yep.
ONCE AND FOR ALL, I would LOVE to meet the IDIOTS who decided we needed MORE buttons on all our electronic devices, particularly our CELL PHONES. Yes, BUTTONS; buttons, with MENUS within each button that must now be accessed via --GUESS WHAT????---ANOTHER FLIPPIN BUTTON!!!--Usually a red or green arrow, upside DOWN thank you, (how sweet of them). So, when you want to simply place a call, or hang up, or HEY HERE'S a new one for ya--"answer call? Yes or no"--no I'm not kidding that is ON MY FLIPPIN PHONE, what do they THINK I want to do with the call? EAT IT?????????????--Sorry, I digress..... ya git buttons.
No I'm not done yet. WHEREBY, you may now, having selected your upside down red or green arrow? YOU GUESSED IT--pick a menu and ANOTHER FLIPPIN BUTTON (usually, the other colored arrow than the one you thought it was supposed to be--that's assuming you are still alive in traffic at this point) AND now you may "scroll" through a MENU (NO YOU ARE NOT IN A RESTAURANT, NOR IS THIS SCROLL ANCIENT HEBREW, BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE????? CAUSE IF YOU ARE ME??? YEW AIN'T GONNA GIT IT, OK???)
OF COURSE, I CAN GO ON??? Shhh. Just listen. Let us REVIEW shall we, not my poor spelling, but INSTEAD, the very PURPOSE of said BUTTON, shall we??? Was it not to make things um, EASIER????? FASTER???? SIMPLER??? AS IN LESS COMPLICATED?????????? Didn't some dude somewhere say, "hey man wouldn't it be easier if we could just push a button to do that?"...YES, I thought so.
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE????"---Pink Floyd
And NOW, after all this progress and ALEXANDER GRAHAM CRACKER FLIPPIN BELL and the telegraph, then the telephone, then the cell phone--WHAT DOES GIRL FROM ARKANSAS WHO SMILES AT EVERYONE (or tries to) GET ON HER CELL PHONE WHEN ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS TURN OFF THE DANG RINGER? : one button, one switch, that is ALLLL I ask for people, but NOOOOOOOOO, I get 14 flippin menus, a bunch of tiny, hard to punch flat little useless, manipulative, lying, treacherous buttons!!!! THAT is who I would like to meet. Thanks for listening. Whew. I am going to get a whole PITCHER of WATER NOW.
The loyal and forgiving.
My Friend Space
He's The Man
Brian--Yeah, what HE said...
Throw some horns at Kelly
Will it be Seaworld or a stip club? LOL
She pulled her front teeth out biting her bro's mesh shirt
Alicia can plot, okay?
Badass Bass player bud
Lookie, an environmentalist with a REAL mohawk
Nicole...one word: POISE
Show off...lol
This week he's a 14 year old girl?
I fell on my butt in his back yard
Somebody buy this inkblot some Oakleys
It may be "Bow" in Australia, but it's STILL "Bo" in the USA
Bizzy...hey LOOK a real BLACK MAN on a southern gal's list!BWHAHAHA
George "wrong turn" Clyde
Compulsive Profile Change Disorder
You are Dan. If you forget again, don't go looking in the woods. Animals scattered the bones long ago.
Renee: Distict Attorney for the "fashion police"
My response to yer dumb picture comment
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Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Tool...you know, the basics...
FROM ORLANDO...KABANG...THE YANKEE INVASION: Okay, it's like this: Right now, the link isn't working. That may be a good thing, since I am suspicious that "Kabang" may really be the name of a meth lab.
AND IN LITTLE ROCK...THE TRIBE ROCKS!!! GO WISHTRIBE...
LOL...K KELLY, WHERE THE HELL IS YER BAND BANNER? ALL I FOUND WAS A THONG?
WELL IT HAPPENED. MYSPACE ATE HALF OF MY PROFILE. YOU KNOW IT HAD THE BANDS, ALL THE PICS, INCLUDING THE PICS OF MY KIDS?
THAT'S RIGHT...MYSPACE ATE MY KIDS.CAPTIVATING CAPTAINS...
"MAKE IT SO..."
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AND MR..I'M SO GLAD HE DOESN'T HAVE SCISSOR HANDS...DEPP
AND FINALLY...THE STEEL WOOL THAT MAKES YER MOUTH BLEED...DON'T LOOK AT THE PINK IN THE MILK...IT'S NOT CRUNCH BERRIES, IT'S BLOOD...
IT AIN'T YER HAIR OR YER HAT...IT'S HOW ABRASIVE AND SWEET YOU ARE. Ummm....try not to be crunchy, though...ewy...
FIRST I GOT DAVID'S FISH DRUNK....
THEN I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT...SLUTTY FISH...
TONGUE WAR...ME AND JESSE...I WON...HAHA!
I read the back of the frosted flakes box. Sorry they made me read too much in grad school...oh, but here is some of my art...I do have some talent...:D
Anything regarding ancient human history. Other than that, cereal boxes. Speaking of that, what ever happened to "toys in the cereal box"? src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Allysmiles/webDSC _1977.jpg"
My parents
My big brother...what a nut...
My kidsIt's SUPER DADDY!!! Yeah, he's "the guy"...lol..And a father who is there for his children is a hero beyond measure.
This is Brian. At one of the hardest moments in my life, he was the hand in the dark, and I will never forget it as long as I live.