Big Shirley

I'm just your average "mentally unique" individual. I often wear my heart on my sleeve (which tends to get a little snotty when I blow my nose..oops!)...my name on my shirt (because I forget it alot)...and flames on my shoes (one step closer to hell...ahhh home sweet home!) Aside from being slightly cranially dysfunctional I'm just like any other guy...well...any other guy like me that is...! I could sit here and tell you I love movies, long walks on the beach at dusk with a special someone, little puppies, and butterflies...but most movies suck, seagulls sh*t all over the beach and in your hair, puppies pee on your feet when you walk in the door, and butterflies are just another example of the need for more companies like Terminix...Let us not forget, butterflies are known to create severe weather disasters half way around the world!!! damn bugs!! Ok enough about pesky critters. I'm really easy going, just be honest with me and I will be your best friend. Lie to me and I will unleash a wrath from hell upon you in the form of seagulls, puppies, and butterflies!!! DON'T FCUK WIF ME! scared yet?...lol

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