Music, Art,(Drawing, painting & sculpting) Reading, Writing, History, Science, Politics, Poking holes in Religious Dogmas, Scaring children, Sky-diving, Playing with my dogs,(Lucifer and Beelzebub)Pro-football, Trivia, Stand-up comedy, Good television/Motion pictures, Lesbian porn and Pissing off bigots, racists, zealots and anyone with a closed mind.
I'd like to meet:
Batman, Wilford Brimley, Pop-Eye, Colonel Sanders, Under Dog, The Baby Jesus, and the scary kid who played banjo in "The Deliverance".
Music:
ROCK! Classic Rock, Old-school Metal, Classical, Blues, Old-school Rap, Motown... Hell, nearly everything except Emo, Disco, Country and Club.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Throw Mamma From the Train, Anchorman, Inherit the Wind, Forrest Gump, Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I&II, The Quiet Man, The Searchers, Orgazmo, Evil Dead, Seven, Saving Private Ryan, The Blues Brothers, Better Off Dead, Apocalypto, Kentucky Fried Movie, Dawn of the Dead, Sean of the Dead, Harold & Kumar, Imagine, The Man With Two Brains, The Jerk, Amadeus, Groundhog Day, Simon Birch, The Legend of Sleepy Hallow, (Disney Animated Version)The Dirty Dozen, Alien, Aliens, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Night of the Living Dead, Stir Crazy, The Godfather, Goodfellows and The Departed.
Television:
Deadwood, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Bull-Shit by Penn and Teller, Family Guy, History's Mysteries, Scrubs, Heroes, Dexter, Keith Oberman, Saturday Night Live, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, The Three Stooges, The Critical Eye, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dexter, South Park, Star Trek Voyager,(Well, any and all of the series)Battle-Star Galactica, Scrubs, M*A*S*H, Cheers, The Honeymooners, In Search Of, History's Lost and Found, American Dad and Squid-billys.
Books:
FICTION: Misery, The Stand and The Long Walk by Stephen King, The Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Othello by W. Shakespeare, The Tell Tale Heart by E.A. Poe, The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Suess and Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
NON-FICTION: The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, The Prince by Maciavelli, Beyond Good and Evil by Neitzche, God is not Great by Christopher Hitchens, The Great Agnostic by Robert Ingersoll, Why People Believe Strange things by Micheal Shermer, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Frankin, America by Jon Stewart, I Am America (And so can you) by Steven Colbert, and Journey Into Darkness by John Douglas.
Heroes:
Mom and Dad, John Lennon, Gallileo, Isaac Newton, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander the Great, Richard Dawkins, Robert Ingersoll, Mahatma Ghandi, David Cross, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Tenzin Gyatso the 14th Dalai Lama, Madalyn Murray O'Hair, George Carlin, Charles Darwin, Lewis Black, Albert Einstein, Micheal Moore, Frank Zappa, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Mike Patton, George Patton, Octavian Augustus Ceasar, Martin Luther King Jr, Micheal Shermer, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Steven J Gould, Ben Franklin, Randy Harts, Alex Staff, Jesse Lee Jones, Rob Groden, Jesus H. Fartypants and Colonel Sanders for making his chicken so GOD-DAMNED DELICIOUS!!!
