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FN LUMP

IM THE GUY THAT BOYFRIENDS AND HUSBANDS LOVE TO HATE!!!!!

About Me

WELL HELLO! HMMM WHERE TO START?IM A SINGLE FATHER OF A 10YR OLD BOY AND AN 8YR OLD GURL SAYS IT ALL HUH?NOT EVEN CLOSE!IM A TEXTBOOK TAURUS IF YOU FOLLOW THAT SORT OF STUFF.YOU KNOW STUBBURN,HARDHEADED,HONEST(BRUTALLY HONEST),MOST OF ALL 100% LOYAL!I LIVE EVERY DAY TO ITS FULLEST.LOVE THE OUTDOORS,ANIMALS,4WHEELIN,ECT.DONT HAVE MUCH FAMILY LEFT MY KIDS,MY FATHER,MY LIL BROTHER & ME MUM(WHO LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 6.MY FREINDS,THEY ARE MY FAMILY IF IT WASNT FOR THEM I PROBABLY WOULDNT BE HERE NOW(LOVE YOU GUYS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!).WELL WHATS THAT LEAVE,RELATIONSHIPS,LETS JUST SAY IM A "NICE GUY" AND WE ALL KNOW WHERE THEY FINISH!THAT COVERS IT I GUESS, OH DID I MENTION IM VERY VERY SARCASTIC I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THATS ONE OF MY FINER QUALITIES,I ALSO DO MY BEST TO FIND HUMOR IN EVERY SITUATION(A CLOWN YOU MIGHT SAY)!ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW JUST GIMME A HOLLA, ILL ANSWER ALL.LIFES LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES,YOU JUST KEEP SQUISHING THEM TILL YOU FIND THE ONES YOU LIKE!!!

My Interests

WOMEN ,BOOZE ,WHEELIN ,CLOWNS(LUV UM JUST CAUSE MOST DONT LIKE UM),WOMEN ,TATTOOS ,PIERCINGS ,ANIMALS(SEEM TO RELATE BETTER WIT THEM),MIDGETS ,OH DID I MENTION WOMEN huevos

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I'd like to meet:

ANYONE IM A REAL PEOPLE PERSON!!! YEAH RIGHT , FEMALES I LOVE FEMALES ALL FEMALES!!! LOVE GOING SHOE SHOPPING CLOTHES SHOPPING AND MOST OF ALL PANTY SHOPPING ILL GET RIGHT IN THERE AND HELP YA TRY THEM ON!ILL LICK THE SCENT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WRAPPER,IF YA GET MY DRIFT!!( I DONT BELIEVE THIS FORUM WILL BE WHERE I FIND MY SOUL MATE BUT HEY YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DONT KEEP TRYIN RIGHT? PERHAPS THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO CAN CHANGE MY SHITTY PERSPECTIVE ON RELATIONSHIPS,TRUST,HONESTY,FORGIVENESS & RELIABILITY.LORD KNOWS NONE OF MY EXS HAVE!!)HEY WORSE CASE I MAKE A NEW FRIEND!!! --
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A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

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Music:

EVERYTHING BUT COUNTRY , REALLY LIKE SKA , PUNK , HARDCORE , ANYTHING MOTOWN Limp Bizkit - counterfeit (video mixversion)

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Movies:

RUMBLE FISH , BRAVE HEART , FIGHT CLUB , SNATCH , DEVILS REJECTS & OF COURSE PORN ,LETS NOT FORGET COOL HAND LUKE,SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION Cool Hand Luke

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Television:

PRISON BREAK,HOUSE

Books:

CLIVE BARKER , HENRY ROLLINS,ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH PHYSCOLOGY OR SOCIOLOGY

Heroes:

JOHN BELUSHI , JAMES BROWN ,ELVIS , EVIL KNEVIL & CHARLES MANSON Mike Epps Funny Clip 2

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My Blog

SO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I FEEL HUH?!?!?!

WITH MY POOR EYESIGHT,THE WOMAN ACROSS THE ROOM LOOKS LIKE YOU.I CAN MAKE OUT HER SMILE AND IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU.WHEN YOU SMILE AT ME,YOUR WHOLEFACE LIGHTS UP.MANY TIMES THAT SMILEIS ACCOMPANIED B...
Posted by FN LUMP on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

SPRING!!

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!PANTYS ARE BEING FLUNG!!THE SKY IS BRIGHT & THE AIR IS CLEAR!!SURPRISE!MOST RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT TO QUEER!!!EVERYONES BEEN COUPED UP ALL WINTER LONG!GUYS ARE LOOKIN FOR SOME S...
Posted by FN LUMP on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:05:00 PST

THE WATCHER!

I SIT AND I WATCH!!I WATCH THEE LIL TOUGH GUY ,ALL SO CUTE WIT HIS "BLING",AS HE ACTS LIKE THE GREATEST LOVER,"ALL DEES BITCHES "HE BOASTS!!UNFORTUNATELY,ITS THEE OTHER LIL BOYS HE SECRETLY CRAVES MOS...
Posted by FN LUMP on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

IM FN TIRED!!!!!

IM FN TIRED OF SHOWING PEOPLE RESPECT,THEN GETTING DISRESPECTED!!!IM FN TIRED OF TEACHING YOU SWEET LIL WHORES NEW TRICKS,ONLY TO HAVE YOU LEAVE THEN USE THEM ON SOMEONE ELSE!!IM FN TIRED OF GIVING MY...
Posted by FN LUMP on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION(AKA PARTNER IN CRIME PAPERS!!)

FOR THOSE OF YOU READ MY MINDLESS DRIBBLE.IVE DECIDED TO PUT UP MY OWN APPLICATION FOR A NEW BESTEST FRIEND,PARTNER IN CRIME,CUDDLE BUDDY CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL.DONT BE SHY COMMENT ,REPOST,FUCK STEAL I...
Posted by FN LUMP on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

JUST A BRAIN FART!!!!

HMMMMM WHERE TO START?? I KNOW!!!!1."PUBLIC FORUM" A PLACE WHERE ANYONE CAN GO AND SPEAK THEIR MIND AND IN RETURN YOU CAN VOICE YOUR OPPION BACK!!!(THANK YOU LADS AN LASSES WHO HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED TO...
Posted by FN LUMP on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

GRAND AMUSEMENT!!!

SOMETHING IVE NOTICED RATHER RECENTLY KIND OF AMUSES ME.FOR WHAT IVE BEEN PICKED ON,LOOKED DOWN ON,QUESTIONED ABOUT AND EVEN FROM TIME TO TIME DISOWNED ABOUT.MY LIFESTYLE,HOBBYS,HABITS AND I GUESS MY ...
Posted by FN LUMP on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

SIDE NOTE!!!

I KNEW ID FORGET SOMETHING!!! IT SEEMS LIKE NOWADAYS EVERYBODYS THROWIN THE "SHOCKER"HAND SIGN UP,YOU KNOW TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK??WOULDNT IT BE MORE OF A SHOCKER TO THROW ONE IN THE PINK AN...
Posted by FN LUMP on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

MENTAL DROPPINGS

YES IM BACK,LETS SEE WHERE THIS GONNA GO TODAY.WELL START SIMPLE.1.A BIRD IN HAND IS BETTER THAN TWO IN A BUSH!(HMMM I GOTTA SAY ID RATHER HAVE MY BIRD IN A BUSH INSTEAD OF MY HAND ANY DAY OF THE WEEK...
Posted by FN LUMP on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

OFF THE TOP!!!

ITS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY BLOGS HAVE BEEN CRAPPY AND SAPPY LATELY!!!! I CONCUR! SO HERE IT GO!!!1.NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO THERE YOU ARE!!!2.YOUR NOT GAY IF YOUR PITCHIN!(HEY SOMETIMES TH...
Posted by FN LUMP on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST