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Howie

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas

About Me

Two friends are walking in the jungle. Suddenly a tiger appears in the distance running toward them. One friend pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out of his bag and quickly puts them on. With a surprised look, the other friend says, "You don't really think you can out run that tiger with those?" "I don't need to out run the tiger", his friend replies, "I just need to run faster than you".
I was selected as one of the top 11 of the week. I rule!!!!
I am 34. I am a building consultant, and I love my job. My greatest acomplishment is finding the most amazing two women in the entire world, and being smart enough to keep them in my life (Mere and Typh). I bought a house with Typhaney, in South Philly. I gave Typhaney a diamond ring, and she said yes.
Sometimes, I feel overwhelmed, and just stay home. I value friendship. I want to retire when I'm 40. I am a passionate person. Don't fuck with my cats. I have a dog that I call "The dumb Cat". The name fits him well. I really need to shower, because I smell. Typhaney smells my armpits even on the REALLY bad days. I guess its not easy being the best, but she always pulls it off. I am a geek/nerd stuck in a thugs body. I still think farts are funny. I really enjoy King of the Hill, the show that is.
Which John Cusack Are You?
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Pinhead


75%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Candyman


70%

Jigsaw


70%

Captain Spaulding


65%

Leatherface


50%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Michael Myers


20%
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My Interests

I got all sorts of interests. I shoot pool alot. Sometimes I swear I should switch to ping pong, but that usually coincides with the "off" days. I am fairly passionate about body modification. I think its a great form of self-expression. I like cars . . . all sorts of cars. New and old. Classic restored cars, and completely tricked out customs. Its all good. Yeah, I guess this is really just the beginning, but who has time for all of this? I know there is a ton of stuff that should be added to this list. I guess check back periodically.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody really. Kinda funny huh? Seems like a stupid question. I enjoy meeting all sorts of people, but I'm not searching out anyone.

Music:

The Rappin Duke . . . and if you don't know, then you better learn

Movies:

Grosse Pointe Blank

Television:

King of the Hill

Books:

Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader, any of em. good shit, literally.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

My bachelor party

Here it is . . . I am getting married. I got engaged July 28th, and will be getting married on October 28th, 2006. My bachelor party is currently under construction, and is set to pop off in Vegas Oct...
Posted by Howie on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST

crayola ain't got nothin on me

You are What Rejected Crayon Are You? ...
Posted by Howie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Agnostic Front

Just got back from NY. I saw Agnostic Front at CBGB's. It RULED!!! Best show I'd been to in forever!!!
Posted by Howie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST