Favorite Quotes:
Don't cross Lorenzo Lamas. Ever. ~ Jon Stewart
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." ~ Homer Simpson
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" ~ George Carlin
"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition." ~ Jack Handey
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MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: cassie
Birthdate: 12.07.77
Birthplace: KCK
Current Location: Rocky Mountains
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black
Height: Giantess
Weight: lard azz
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: stop
Ethnicity: croat
Body Type: Paul Bunyan
Favorite Food: popcorn
Favorite Drink: booze is good
Baseball Team: bad news bears
(when) Bedtime: 4pm after the early bird special
Favorite Color(s): i like the absence of color
Favorite Letter: WTF
Favorite Number: 007
Candy: yes please
Favorite Animal: Babe, my blue Ox
Favorite Messenger: Hermes
Screename: locomocos
Favorite Store: the banana
Most Missed Memory: most of college
Best Physical Feature: thumb
Overused Phrase: Holy Schnikeys!
First Thought Waking Up: am I too drunk to drive to work?
Goal for this year: buy a llama
Weakness: kryptonite - and chocolate
Fears: spiders - stay the FUCK away
Heritage: Festivus
Longest Relationship: going on 15 years with Mono Bear
School's Name: Starfleet Academy
Favorite TV Show: Star Trek - duh
Have You Ever....
Drank: mebbeh
Smoked: mebbeh
Dyed Your Hair: NEVER ONCE I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBBLES
Shoplifted: only at the laundry mat - and only ugly undies!
Tried To Do The Splits: yep
Tried To Do A Backbend: uh-huh
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: yeah.
Tried To Do A Handstand: HELL NO!!!
Tried To Act Perfect: just like MJ
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Saturdays 8-12
Skinny Dipped: only in my bathroom
Had Sex: today?
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: ???
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: what kind of questions are these?
Been Dumped: nightly by my bartender at 3am
Done Drugs: that's how i met Zippy!
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: from Niagra Falls....
Ate Sushi: UNAGI, BABY!!!
Loved Someone: my mom
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: blue
Fav Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: Giant
Weight: Lard Azz
Looks Or Personality: Like Paul Bunyan
Love or Money: love
Hot Or Cute: cute
Drugs and/or Alcohol: no and yes
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: shmexy
Random...: He must have a male blue ox for Babe
How Do You Want To Die?: suddenly while on safari
What country do you want to Visit: Iceland
Been to the Mall Lately: hangin' wit ma homies at Chess King
Do you like Thunderstorms: they smell awesome!
Shower Daily: Pigpen is my hero
Do you Sing: only bohemian rhapsody
Want to go to College: been there
Current...
Clothes: overalls, flannel shirt, and a big axe
Shoes: 106 pairs and counting
Make-Up: rarely
Hair Do: more like Hair DON'T
Phone: pink razor
Phone Number: yeah, sure you can call. I have caller ID.
Location: cellar with all my preciouses
Weather: snowy
Website(s): www.locomocos.net
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