Music, Music, Music.... Concerts.... Art.... Stuff that doesn't suck and isn't average.... Anything NEW!.... But I've done a TON of dumb crap, so "new" is getting hard to come by....
Hmmmm.... Who would I "Like to Meet"????.... People that are TRUE originals and that don't SUCK!!!!.... I'm a pretty independent girl, so I'm not looking for my other half.... I'm already full.... If you've read this far, you'll be one of only 2% that know that the part that says "In a Relationship" is completely FALSE.... I put that there so that I dont get 100 messages a week from lonely 45 year old divorcees that are looking for their "soulmates" by sending me a MySpace form letter about how very special I am.... BLAH!.... I'm not looking for someone to hookup with or date or whatever type of commitment what-have-you, so if you are, then just let me be.... If you use the term "chat" in a message, there wont be a reply.... I HATE that word.... Dont ask me for my messenger names, b/c I never sign into those things.... Something always gets misunderstood when you're going back and forth and "lol"ing and all that impersonal dumb-shit that wasnt even an acceptable form of everyday communication just 5 short years ago.... Its a waste of time, in my opinion.... If thats your thang, then have fun trying new fonts and abbreviating all of your words and type away!!!!.... Hehehe.... I dont care what your MySpace IM Name is.... If you wanna get to know me, then why havent you read this far into my profile????.... If you message me with a 3 word sentence,(ie "what up lette" or "hows ur day") then you obviously dont have SHI*T to talk about and youre never gonna get a reply.... Make it interesting or show me that you've got somethin' to say, and I'll hit ya back.... DEFINITELY!!!!!.... If you're bored, then you're boring and its not my responsibility to save you from your impending doom, or whatever it is that you EMO kids think is coming to getcha.... Hehehe.... I hardly EVER comment people, so feel VERY special if I hit ya up with one.... You're never gonna get a "Thanx 4 the add" with a cutesy lil picture from me.... If you message me and tell me to "comment your pics", you're probably gonna end up with me leaving a nasty ass comment for you.... I've NEVER asked for a pic comment.... That doesnt mean that I'm more 'special' than you, it just means that I've had MY MySpace for a LOT longer than you have.... Big deal.... I never approve forwarded comments.... Dont bother taking time out of your day to send me a "Juggalo Prayer" or a "RealFriends/Juggalo Friends" message that tells me that I'm So important to you, or that you love me, or how much you appreciate me.... Thats silly.... You appreciate me SO much that you cant write your OWN comment?!.... What?!?!.... Makes no sense.... When I used to approve those comments, I'd end up getting 20 of the same ones in the same day.... You didnt even take a second to look at the profile and realize that you're sending the same lame shit that some dude just did 5 minutes before you, and 10 minutes before that.... Be the FIRST one to write one of those things, not the 10,000th person to forward it and not even really read it.... If it says that you HAVE to forward this to 10 Ninjas in the next five minutes or else youre not REALLY down, and you ACTUALLY believe that enough to forward it to said 10 people, then I've got a secret to tell ya: YOU'RE NOT DOWN! You'll stop being into Psych in about a year.(Hopefully you havent gotten tatted yet or named your kid Lotus something or the other like that.... Hehe!) If you believe that some internet entity can judge your clown loyalty, then youre SILLY and sheep-like and you should stop it!.... If you feel "it", then you do.... You're down if you're down and nobody can tell you any different.... If you wanna leave me a comment, make it something that YOU actually wrote.... TALK TO ME, PEOPLES!!!!.... Dont hate me because I have a life outside of MySpace.... Take your time and maybe you'll get to know about that life someday.... And if you too have a life, then maybe I'll be lucky enough to get to know yours also.... Whats wrong with that?!.... Not a DAMN thing....Oh, I almost forgot to tell you.... I'm really a 52 year old, severely overweight married man with bad hair plugs.... The profile pics are of my neighbor, but now she has a restraining order against me.... This is my MySpace tribute to her.... Keep in mind, that could be the truth for all you know, weirdos!.... ;P
Bob is the sexiest bitch that I know.... He's the only one that I've ever met that never disappoints me and ALWAYS puts a smile on my face.... For that, he is my number one hereo.... Granted he licks his balls,(or lack there of) but I know a bunch of nasty fucks that would do that all day long if they only had a few less ribs.... Hehehe....