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Count Caudell

Do and Hope

About Me


Things people should know about me:
Well, I’m funny, at least I think I am. I’ve been told that I am so, who am I to mess with a good thing? I think the reason I am funny is because I was born fat, so I had to have something going for me when it comes to the ladies. Not that I’m hyper obese that Jerry Springer has to come over to my house and cut me out the side of it. I just got a little extra squishiness going on. I blame the Scottish side of my heritage.
Women love me, guys wanna be me. I’m the coolest nerd you’ll ever meet. I'm half Irish and Scottish, so that pretty much means I'm destined to be an alcoholic. I’m not conceited, but I know a good looking nigga when I see one.
I love going out to eat, concerts, listening to music, movies, plays, hitting up comedy clubs, ECT.
If I could go back in time I would be a pirate. I’ve been a pirate fanatic before that Depp guy sailed the seven seas on the screen. Although, I do enjoy his pictures.
I have an assortment of amazing friends that I spend time with. I’m very picky on who I let into my circle of trust.
I pretend to be a jerk sometimes, but I’m not. I’m actually a pretty cool guy underneath this hard-ass persona.
I also enjoy spending quality time with my pet gatos!
I love me some Jesus…so if that offends you then go eat some poop.
I also love me some Guinness!!!!
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My Interests

pirates, video games, Star Wars, wrestling, music, art, film, Chicago Cubs, Boston Red Sox, quality beer

I'd like to meet:


Jesus-I think it would be an amazing experience to say, "Thank you" to the man who gave his life for my sins.
Johnny Cash-He was such an insperation to young and old alike.
Jimmy Buffet-The last true pirate of our time.

Sarah Silverman-One hot and funny lady.

Kevin Smith-I love to hear this man talk!

Music:

Some of my favs are: Johnny Cash, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, ICP, Twiztid, Rob Zombie, The Dubliners, Flatfoot 56, Jimmy Buffet, Elvis, NOFX, The Casualties, Social Distortion, Street Dogs, Reverend Horton Heat,Kottonmouth Kings, Pantera, BLS, Project 86, Horrorpops, Peelander-Z, The Police, The Clash,Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, George Jones, Misfits, old AFI

Movies:

Star Wars,Pirates of the Caribbean,The Boondock Saints, Gangs of NY, The Halloween Series, The Life Aquatic, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Tombstone, Fight Club, American History X, Borat, The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity,

Television:

Ghost Hunters, The Black Donnelly's, Deadliest Catch, South Park, Pirate Master, Deadwood, History Channel,

Books:


Man in Black-Johnny Cash
Cash-Johnny Cash
Harry Potter- J.K Rowling
Lord of the Rings-J.R.R Tolkien
Where is Joe Merchant?-Jimmy Buffet
Memiors of a Geisha-Arthur Golden
Fight Club-Chuck Palahniuk
Choke-Chuck Palahniuk
A Criminal and an Irishman-Patrick Nee

Heroes:

God, my parents, Johnny Cash

My Blog

Friends, and Michael Jackson's Do-Do Feces

It's been awhile since my last update.  My life is going through TONS and TONS of changes since I last posted.  It's been a roller coaster ride, and some strikes and gutters.    ...
Posted by Captain Dave on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Crappy weekend...and Borat Video.

It's been a few weeks since my last post.  Well, a lot has happen since then.  First and foremost, I turned 26 on the 8th of March.  Overall I had a pretty good birthday.  My folks...
Posted by Captain Dave on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

Sickness, Aqua Teen, and Mencia Steals Jokes..

Well, I haven't posted an entry in awhile.  I could say I've been busy but that would be a complete lie.  Truth is I've just been lazy and sick.  Last weekend I had a touch of the flu, ...
Posted by Captain Dave on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST

My friend is a turd....

I find it funny how a persons mind works. About a month ago I would have loved to be in a relationship with somebody.  I was lonely, and I still am in a lot of ways.  I had a conversation w...
Posted by Captain Dave on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

Friendship and Dropkick Murphy's!

Went out with Christy last night.  That helped out a bunch. She is a terrific friend and I love her so much.  I feel like I can tell that girl anything.   I need to make it appoint...
Posted by Captain Dave on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

God's love, Shame on Me.

Life can be sometimes very confusing, tiresome, hurtful, and hate-filled.  Sometimes I find myself in a melancholy state, wondering where I went wrong in life?  Why am I filling such pain?&n...
Posted by Captain Dave on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

Yo Yo Yo

I'm sore.  I've been working out all week, and I feel wonderful if I can get past the soreness of unused muscles.  American Idol started this week, so that means I've been pretty much glued ...
Posted by Captain Dave on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Going on through my mind...

I got loads of stuff on my mind lately.  Some of it is unnecessary stress that I can deal without, and some of it is justified decisions that are coming my way.  One thing I know I'm trying ...
Posted by Captain Dave on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST

How to Talk to Girls?

You know those "How to Talk To Girls" or those "How to Pick up Chicks" books you see online?  All these guys that have suppose to have slept with hundreds of women have wrote these things.  ...
Posted by Captain Dave on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST

Post Holiday Depression

Happy New Year Bucko's!Well, there was no zombie apocalypse at midnight on the 31st, which means it looks like its gonna be another wonderful year for me.  Hooray!Now that we got this holiday sea...
Posted by Captain Dave on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST