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Zach

How often do YOU wash your pants?

About Me

My name is Hopkins, I'm a witch-finder general.

My Interests

Music (particularly the many facets of heavy metal), playing guitar (badly), going to new and exciting places, history, movies, sustainable development, the culinary arts, edgy philosophy, rock shows, moderate politics, pagan mythology (Norse, Celtic, Greek), religious history, being generally random, Wikipedia, Irish whiskey, video games, quality beer, conspiracy theories, and LaLa.com.

I'd like to meet:

Nathan Explosion, Pickles, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, William Murderface, and Toki Wartooth.

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Agalloch, The Allman Brothers Band, Amalgamate, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Anata, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Arcturus, Arsis, At the Gates, Bathory, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beneath Oblivion, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Burzum, Cake, Candlemass, Carcass, Johnny Cash, Cathedral, Celtic Frost, Children of Bodom, Clutch, John Coltrane, Alice Cooper, Corrosion of Conformity, CCR, Cult of Luna, Dark Tranquillity, Darkthrone, Miles Davis, Death, Deathspell Omega, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dissection, The Doors, Down, Dream Theater, Emperor, Enslaved, Entombed, Exodus, Faith No More, Finntroll, Freekbass, The Gathering, Gojira, Gov't Mule, Guns N' Roses, The Haunted, Hypocrisy, Iced Earth, Immortal, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Isis, Elton John, Judas Priest, Katatonia, Kiss, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Machine Head, Mastodon, Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Minsk, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, Motörhead, Mouth of the Architect, My Dying Bride, N.W.A., Necrophagist, Neurosis, Nevermore, Nirvana, Opeth, Orphaned Land, Ozzy Osbourne, Overkill, Pantera, Paradise Lost, Pearl Jam, Peccatum, Pelican, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Pride & Glory, Primus, Public Enemy, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Queensryche, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Reverend Horton Heat, Rush, Joe Satriani, Satyricon, Sentenced, Sepultura, Silver Cypher, Frank Sinatra, Slayer, Soundgarden, Strapping Young Lad, Suffocation, The Sword, Tchaikovsky, Testament, Tiamat, Tool, Devin Townsend, Derek Trucks, Type O Negative, U2, Ulver, Vader, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Venom, Voivod, The Who, Stevie Wonder, Zakk Wylde, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, and countless others...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Life Aquatic, The Shawshank Redemption, Kung Fu Hustle, Crouching Tiger, Hero, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Star Wars, The Fifth Element, The Godfather Pts. I & II, Frat Pack movies, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, The Matrix, The Goonies, Lord of the Rings, Ghost Busters, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Spaceballs, Silence of the Lambs, Munich, Indiana Jones, V for Vendetta, 12 Monkeys, Caddyshack, Animal House, Cool Hand Luke, many, MANY...more.

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Wrastlin', The Daily Show, That 70s Show, King of the Hill, Deadwood, Myth Busters, Scrubs, The Shield, Iron Chef, The Office, 30 Rock, Metalocalypse

Books:

Tolkien, Harry Potter, Hitchhikers Guide, Dune, Frank Zappa, and anything on the topics mentioned above. I need to read more, but I'm getting better, honestly.

Heroes:

William Shatner and Frank Zappa.

My Blog

Astrology is stupid

Does anyone else think it's stupid that of all the optional things here on Myspace, we can't remove our zodiac sign?  It's everywhere... it even posts it next to our blogs.  I think it's ple...
Posted by Zach on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Unintentional Hilarity

The category of unintentional humor can be downright great, and here are a couple examples I had to share.So I'm doing my usual lunchtime crossword today, and I'm looking at 6-down.  The clue is ...
Posted by Zach on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

Best of 2006

2006 was an amazing year for heavy music and its related genres.  I thought I'd post (more than) a few of the albums that really thrilled me this year.  Hopefully you'll share your thoughts ...
Posted by Zach on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

Today's evidence that people are idiots, and turn signals.

I just had a delightful little near-accident that I thought I would share with all of you. It might help you remember (in case you've forgotten) that people are morons. MORONS!!! So I was driving bac...
Posted by Zach on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST