Cara [Anti-Samurai]

.....I'm way too cool to be your friend.....

I got a king size bed, I don’t know any kings but I guess if one came over he would be comfortable.
“Oh, you’re a king you say? Well, you won’t believe what I have in store for you. It’s to your exact specifications.
I did not know you guys where all the same size.
I think I can set your lady up too”

I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks, it would be so literal.
"Your using that machine to its exact purpose, that machine has been misunderstood for years"

No one knows what a sesame seed grows into, we never give him a chance,
What the fuck is a sesame?