Hello Everyone and Velcome!
My name is Count Chocula. I am the coolest one-fanged vampire around! I represent all of the children who grew up eating my cereal; all of the naiive kids in the world who adored my sugar drenched chocolately goodness with chunks of marshmallow; all of you who couldn't wait to wake up in the morning and prepare a delectible bowl of Count Chocula cereal from General Mills. So if you were one of these kids who grew up on my not so magically delicious cereal, spread the word and tell your friends to add me.
Vell, since this is the "About Me" section on the page, I should prbably tell you "About Me". To begin with, I am a one fanged vampire who was started as a promotional ad (Animated Television Commercial) for a new cereal that General Mills was releasing in 1971. I was the first of the so-called "Monster Cereals"; some of the others being Boo Berry, Frankenberry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. I am renouned for my impecable ability to scare my fellow cereal monster friends but I, myself, am scarred of mice and children. In my feature debut my agents thought that it would be better for someone else to do my voice to protect my identity to some level, so I am dubbed by the one and only Larry Kenney (he also did the voice of Lion-o in the Thundercats series). And yes, I admit it...over the years I have had some reconstructive surguries to ensure a flawless appearance.
Count Chocula cereal has Spooky fun marshmallow shapes, is an excellent source of iron, and kid's love it; It tastes great! Share them with your kids or keep them to yourselves; either way it is sure to bring back childhood memories. Buy a box of Count Chocula Cereal today! It contains 9 essential vitamins and minerals and is part of your complete breakfast.
"We live in a day in age where children eat Monsters, not the other way around".
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