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About Me

When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden-days, the women would bear many children so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter and there weren’t enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood...I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching…", "How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…", I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.I'm not gonna lie. I like guns. People say "Guns kill people" when in fact the hole left by the bullet kills people. I own many guns. My ultimate passion is swords. A true swordsman can deflect bullets. It's also the silent killer. Nothing allows you to sneak up on your victim and surprise him with death better than the Katana. I own 37 to be exact.....Profile made by Nette www.myspace.com/netteslayouts

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Giving Thanks is a Sign of Weakness

Giving Thanks is a Sign of Weakness A lot of people have asked me how the Schrutes enjoyed the traditional holiday of "Th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:34:00 GMT

The Spying Tree

The Spying Tree Surrounding us are networks of undercover agents that go undetected by the average citizen. I, however, am not the average citizen. I have the rare ability to detect spies using ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:40:00 GMT

Elderly Island: How to Deal with the Elderly

Elderly Island: How to Deal with the Elderly A month ago, my lazy sloth of a Great Uncle, Stoffel, invaded my home. Schru...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:35:00 GMT

I Do Not Believe in Lycanthropes

I Do Not Believe in Lycanthropes Seeing as it's the second to last week in October, it seems fitting to discuss the major...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:32:00 GMT

If you love Dwight

Join the Greenpeace myspace...or join Greenpeace for real, we can all do more to save our planet.....Let Them know that Dwight Schrute sent you!!!Hello Friends!In 2005, Greenpeace started building a c...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:56:00 GMT

New Laytout and Song...

Hey Friends..I Changed my profile and song..let me know how you like it...Have a Great Weekend to all.....Don't forget to eat your Beets!!!
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:38:00 GMT

Beets and Me

Friday, October 13, 2006 ..tr> ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Thats what she said!!!

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Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:09:00 GMT

Web Log

Monday, April 09, 2007 ..tr> ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:52:00 GMT