well as you know im the b to tha double o bitch boo berry motherfuckers pimpin night and day mostly night cause the fuckin cops be crawling around during the day tryin to shut down the berry empire ya feel me as i always say FUCK THE POLICE, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE POLICE, and fuck people boo berry only makes 30k a year, tax purposes and shit, uncle sam be hatin on a nigga
and remember
pimpin might not be easy
but boo berry gets that shit done
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Name: boo berry
Birthdate: jan 1st 1973
Birthplace: golden valley, minnesota
Current Location: compton, california
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: what hair, im bald as a mothafucka
Height: 4' 7"
Weight: i dont weight shit im a ghost bitch
Piercings: shit would go through me like big words through the presidents head
Tatoos: i dont roll like that im not mexican
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none perminent i tell you that
Overused Phraze: nigga please
FAVORITES
Food: fried chicken, watermelon, boo berry cereal
Candy: i like to lick chocolate off bitches titties
Number: 0
Color: black
Animal: rhino
Drink: kool aid
Alcohol Drink: 40 ounce malt liquor
Bagel: what the fuck is a bagel
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex: the mouth, i can fuck it, and ill slap it when that bitch use my first name instead of callin me daddy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: i poured pepsi on a hos weave after she used my first name when addressing me
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mick ds biiiitch
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon mmm mmmm
Hot tea or Ice tea: fuck em both
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: i poured hot coco on a bitch once
Kiss or Hug: hos can kiss my dick and hug my balls
Dog or Cat: i got me a pitbull, call the mothafucka charlie murphy
Rap or Punk: rap for life
Summer or Winter: i get more biznass in the winter cause my clients like to keep warm and what better way then being underneath a ho
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: i like scary movies get my ass to jumpin and shit
Love or Money: love is for niggas that aint got game like the boo when i throw my pimp hand up the hos listen
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i put every ho in their place then my transparent ass can get some sleep
Most Missed Memory: i miss the times when hos didnt back talk, make me use my pimp hand more than i should
Best phyiscal feature: everything, hos love the boo
First Thought Waking Up: id really like to slap a ho in the mouth right now
Goal for this year: put my pimp hand down at least 15 times a week, show them hos what a gold ring looks like imprinted on their cheek
Best Friends: capn crunch
Weakness: my left hand
Fears: huge nipples
Heritage: im black and im proud
Longest relationship: 2 weeks
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: all the time
Ever Smoked: i smoke weed but not cigs
Pot: i like to roll a joint every day to keep that stress away
Ever been Drunk: i got drunk last night off this shit the capn made in his kitchen, fucked my shit up
Ever been beaten up: some cracker slapped me up in LA and i ran the mothafucka down with my bentley
Ever beaten someone up: no but i shot a mothafucka 19 times
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a do rag once
Ever Skinny Dipped: im naked all the damn time, whenever i slide my ass into some water its skinny dippin
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: hell yeah, but i watch out for that herpes man, shit spreads like fire in a weed field
Been Dumped Lately: i aint never been dumped, its always the boo that gives the hos the shoe
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont matter as long as the shits aint crooked
Favorite Hair Color: black
Short or Long: as long as that shit aint nappy i dont give a fuck
Height: id fuck a 7 foot woman if she had some nice titties
Style: as long as the shit aint goodwill and shit id fuck
Looks or Personality: i like a big round ass and some nice titties
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: as long as she aint doin pcp man that shit make you see rhinos and shit
Muscular or Really Skinny: put it this way i wouldnt fuck a skeleton
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 793
What country do you want to Visit: id like to fuck a ho in brazil
How do you want to Die: get slapped off a building by the king pimp iceberg slim
Been to the Mall Lately: if by mall you mean rodneys liquor then yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: if you mean that ho named thunderstorm that works the corner by friscos pizza then yes
Get along with your Parents: my daddy taught me how to roll
Health Freak: na i eat greasy shit
Do you think your Attractive: i know i am
Believe in Yourself: i believe i can slap 39 hos in a day if thats what you mean
Want to go to College: already went, pimpin 101
Do you Smoke: i smoke the ganja
Do you Drink: i drink 40 ounce malt liquor
Shower Daily: some of my hos may not be clean but i sure as fuck am
Been in Love: never have and never will
Do you Sing: fuck no, do i look like r kelly
Want to get Married: hell no, thats the end of a playas life right there
Do you want Children: i probably already got a few little boos runnin around slappin mini hos
Have your future kids names planned out: i aint havin no mo kids
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i lost that shit back in 81
Hate anyone: i hate the playa haters that ruin my good name
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