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johnnie b. baker

by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN

About Me

too damn smart and gorgeous for my own good! my actual blog - Budget Files by johnnie b. baker

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

stalin, imam shamil, d. boon

johnnie b. baker has many friends Alyn

alaska

C.C.

jaqueline

meth oozalaa

Stephen

oso

Screemin' Steve

Destiny

Amanda

green

angela chaos

Mr. Floppy

OriAn

Sue

Hilary

Natalie

deansthedevil

pelon

Tom

Politically Incorrect Football

j-lo

Olga

Chris

Genghis Con-Job

jsto [like woah]

Bina

Ryan

Minutemen

Orson Welles

Oliver Reed

Hunter S. Thompson

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Music:

tom waits, bebel gilberto, minutemen, queen, white stripes, p-funk, alicia keys, neil young, john coltrane, natacha atlas, tilly and the wall, dead kennedys, grazhdanskaya oborona, fuckin' superstahs, velvet underground, husker du, beastie boys, vaqif mustafa-zade, oso

Movies:

40 year old virgin, chariots of fire, rushmore, garden state, say anything, raising arizona, three kings, better off dead, the unbearable lightness of being, kavkazki plenik, spinal tap, harold and maude, garp

Television:

west wing, hill street blues, soap, meet the press, taxi, sanford and son, st. elsewhere, the daily show, bosom buddies, simpsons, scrubs, my so-called life, square pegs, freaks and geeks, baseball tonight, that 70's show

Books:

garp, the new life, women, orientalism, the phantom tollbooth, racing the enemy, tribal nation, boondocks, the politics of muslim cultural reform, samarqand, magnetic mountain, a scanner darkly, jailbird, peasant rebels under stalin, master and margarita, to moscow not mecca, the unbearable lightness of being

Heroes:

imam shamil, d. boon, my mom

My Blog

Where the hell am I?

Here, there, everywhere. Busy busy busy. I'm back in Santa Barbara, wading through all my research and trying to get things organized so I can start writing. Plus I went to Disneyworld with members of...
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Internet Sex in Baku

want sex in baku? i'm top ten! go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

Having fun with the idiots in the blogosphere

I have mentioned a few times in the past my friend Sean's Russia Blog. Sean is not an idiot, but a damn smart guy who knows his stuff. But opinions are like assholes, and the internet gives every assh...
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

Anti-Soviet Resistance on the Azerbaijani-Iranian Border: The Case of Red Kurdistan

some real deep shit, man --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

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Posted by johnnie b. baker on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

hitting the wall

am i home yet? go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

We are the champions!

Gauchos are #1! go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

UCLA beat USC, but will lose to UCSB!

go gauchos! go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Resistance to European Imperialism in North Africa

i know you are all interested in 19th century north africa! go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

Buying Condoms in Baku

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. go here --> budget files
Posted by johnnie b. baker on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST