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About Me

i'm a shy loud mouth. a happy introvert. a racist minority. an outdoor loving recluse. a daydreaming cynic. a poor shopaholic. an early bird. a sleeping addict. an anorexic overeater. an apathetic overachiever. a once catholic school girl. a now agnostic drop out. i collect foreign phrases. i'm excessively loud but quiet as a mouse. i'm little so i'm easily forgotten. i'm a fairly good listener but i often interrupt. i'm interestingly boring. a vulgar cunt. a financially starved workaholic. i don't lie. i can't keep a secret. i'm double jointed. that makes me sexy. i'm sexy.

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My Interests

terrence. dutch. penny. crochet. puzzles. clothes. onion rings. pillows. leaving work early. daisies. netflix. fast forwarding television. loud music. photo albums. ticket stubs. grocery shopping. signing my name. talking shit. bathroom stall alcoholics. board games. sims 2. window shopping online. driving fast. countdowns. letters. hemostats. dim lighting. puppy breath. post-it notes. walking on bubble wrap. brushing freshly cut hair. the dollar menu. back rubs. naps. packages. long drives. girl talk. pillow talk. spooning. mom's cooking. grape soda. surprises.

I'd like to meet:

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♥

The Wife,

the Son,

and Daughter.

Bastards.

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Music:

tori amos. animal collective. the arcade fire. architecture in helsinki. battles. beirut. bjork. broken social scene. neko case. cat power. dan deacon, death from above 1979. brian eno. final fantasy. fleet foxes. frightened rabbit. girl talk. the go! team. hot chip. islands. jens lekman. justice. the knife. lcd soundsystem. les savy fav. m.i.a. man man. marnie stern. menomena. miles benjamin anthony robinson. the national. the new pornographers. joanna newsom. nirvana. outkast. edith piaf. the postal service. radiohead. the rapture. the roots. spoon. sufjan stevens. sunset rubdown. talking heads. the tallest man on earth. tapes 'n tapes. tv on the radio. kanye west. wilco. wolf parade. the wrens. yeah yeah yeahs. yo la tango

Movies:

land before time. amelie. say anything... . high fidelity. pretty in pink. some girl. little mermaid. clerks. garden state. for keeps?. willy wonka. the secretary. fight club, punch-drunk love, annie hall, monty python (all of them), almost famous, eternal sunshine..., love and sex, knocked up, superbad, juno

Television:

that 70's show. the simpsons. gilmore girls. heroes. extras. entourage. flight of the conchords. dexter. weeds. the l word. my name is earl. the office (both). big love. the daily show. colbert report. conan o'brien. freaks and geeks. arrested development.

Books:

Current Book:
Rebecca Chalker's
Clitoral Truth: The Secret World at Your Fingertips

Last Book:
Chuck Palahniuk's
Fugitives and Refugees

Next Book:
Chuck Palahniuk's
Stranger Than Fiction

Heroes:

My Blog

My Annual High Fidelity-esque Top 5 (of 2007) List!

"You are such a great source of music!" -Pato aka Sleeper Agent (statement made in last yrs list comments)Sadly this year I'd have to say I am not. Sorry for the premature disappointment. List Compile...
Posted by a n a on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:20:00 PST

Auntie Tom

Is it possible to be this racist against your own kind?Whenever my brothers or friends date Hispanic girls I think to myself, "oh great, now you're gonna be a daddy". Seriously do.Spanish girls are ea...
Posted by a n a on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

Holiday Observations, in a Nutshell.

Caucasians eat dinner for lunch.Lasagna should have meat in it, preferably more than one.Charlie Brown is a God.It's too cold to chain your puppies up outside.Floor to ceiling windows are a must. Cauc...
Posted by a n a on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

"Hell Only Be A Friend If He Touches Your Breast"

23 years, 7 months, 12 days and 10 hours into my life i've made a very serious decision... to no longer befriend boys.my whole life i thought women were the enemy, the bitchy, the snooty. but men are ...
Posted by a n a on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:40:00 PST

Julio Eglesias Was A Pimp.

To all the girls (and boys) I've loved before (more presently).I can't exactly post my videos on myspace anymore since I've already been threatened twice with deletion for copyright infringement. Bu...
Posted by a n a on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:40:00 PST

Everyone That Knows Me Knows...

that i love the meat. last night Terrence and i stuffed our fat faces full of 'N'awlins' cuisine down on Bay St at Bayou and it was the tastiest food i've eat on Staten Island all the years i've been ...
Posted by a n a on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

All Girl Slumber Party Extravaganza of 2007!!!

many were invited... few came. but at least we all had a good ass time.unfortunately no noodle salad... but good times nonetheless.i got punched with cake 3or 5 times... i lost count, bitches.we forgo...
Posted by a n a on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

My Annual High Fidelity-esque Top 5 List Of 2006!

"We need to get you to more concerts..." -Terrence (statement made in last yrs list comments)and i'd just like to say, thank you for all the solid live rocking. List Compiled From: 1921 Songs 160 Arti...
Posted by a n a on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

The Podcasting Event You've All Been Waiting For!

Video Podcast (number)1: Singles of 2006 ok, so it's not really a podcast yet... i can't get my quicktime to convert it to an mov. file, so i can't upload it to iTunes yet. quicktime is being a whore ...
Posted by a n a on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Attention Stalkers: For The Holidays...

my gift to you is the ability to make yourselves sick by my greatness. if you're good stalkers you see and you appreciate my non-private profile and you're insulted by my blog calling attention to you...
Posted by a n a on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST