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Dutch

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About Me


i'm a pit bull, i never knew my parents... i'm a lonely dog, i'm always dog tired for some reason and i sleep all day. i enjoy long walks and peeing on everything in sight. i like to bark at strangers, i like to to try to eat the ducks in the park... but the fence restrains me from my fun, i try to catch the bunny rabbits but they're just too fast for me, i like food, i like to chase birds & my tail, did i already mention how much i like to lick myself, i like it when you rub my belly, i snore but you'll get used to it, i move a lot in my sleep, they tell me i smell bad but if you ask me that stuff they scrub me with smells worse.
i hate vacuum monsters. they are the enemy. one day when they're asleep i'm gonna take 'em out. i like sticks, balls and frisbees like most dogs, but i'll pretty much put anything in my mouth... except other dogs balls... i don't like playing with any balls but my own. does that sound dirty?
The "Pit Bull Problem"
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My Interests

licking my balls, licking the creases in my feet, dragging my ass along the rug, drinking out of the toilet, begging for food, tires (i love tires), snausages, milk bones, all types of food, being pet really hard (i like it ruff), humping small children, humping in general, sniffing just about anything, car rides, long walks and i love sleeping in everyone's bed when they're not looking. sometimes i eat my vomit... it's not like i plan it, it just happens. i like to run outside the gate when no ones looking and find my way up the block to grab a slice of pizza. i like long walks and i like to pee on everything i see... even when i run out i still try, you never know when you might have more.

I'd like to meet:

hot bitches with perky tails. dominating ones, i like to take turns. sorry no pussies, i had a bad incident with one once. and my last bitch broke my tooth so anyone willing to be gentle to me.

Music:

DMX, Snoop Dogg, The Bloodhound Gang, Skinny Puppy, Tha Dogg Pound, Nate Dogg and Lil' Bow Wow.

Movies:

Lady and the Tramp, Homeward Bound, 101 Dalmatians, All Dogs Go To Heaven,The Fox and the Hound, Benji, Turner and Hooch, Look Who's Talking Now, Cat's & Dog's, Beethoven (all 4), Air Bud, Dances with Wolves was a big let down, and i liked Old Yeller until the end... that kid was an asshole. i think i'll bite him.

Television:

Scooby Doo, Our Gang, Lassie, that CatDog show kinda scares me, oh and Animal Planet of course.

Books:

dumbass, i can't read.

Heroes:

Petey from Our Gang, Chewbacca, DMX, Scooby Doo & Rin Tin Tin

My Blog

How I Got Jumped 3 Times In 1 Week!

so i'm "home" now. i just spent the past 3 weeks with mommy and Terrence. the first week was insane, we lived only a block away from the HUGE park and i got walked there twice a day. i think it was m...
Posted by Dutch on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST

I Got A Girlfriend!

she's pretty, she's only 7 weeks old. we're gonna get married! she's a blue pit... she's actually not as blue as you'd think. but that's what they call her. i love my new girlfriend, even when she bit...
Posted by Dutch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Brand New Doggie Bed!!!

i got a new doggy bed! i think they got tired of me sleeping in theirs all the time. it's not like i take up that much room. my bed is huge, with enough room for 2 or 3 ::winkwink:: (hello...
Posted by Dutch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's My Health, I Can Cheat If I Want To.

they found me out. days after my prescription was filled they were cleaning around my doggy bed and found all the pills that i was hiding. they were yucky, you wouldn't have taken them. now they ...
Posted by Dutch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Trip To The Vet

so i didn't get to vote today but my parents did. instead i got to go to the VET (dun dun dun). on Halloween a mysterious hole was discovered on my neck. only i know how it got there but i forgot, so ...
Posted by Dutch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your Nuts They Want Your Nuts

so i hear them talking... they think i don't understand but i listen. i heard them talking about my best friends in the whole wide world. something about taking them away. i thought to myself surely t...
Posted by Dutch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST