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Ryan

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About Me

You've never met anyone who is as everything as I am sometimes. (Alanis Morissette)

My Interests

music, theater, restaurants, the beach, film, dance

I'd like to meet:

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright. You are forgiven. (Stewie Griffin)
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Music:

Tori Amos, Mariah Carey, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, Rufus Wainwright, Joni Mitchell, Jason Mraz, Alana Davis, Nelly Furtado, Mandy Moore, Showtunes

Movies:

Empire Records, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Trainspotting, The Sweetest Thing, Waiting for Guffman, Moulin Rouge, Frida, Bring it On, Connie and Carla, The Shawshank Redemption, Little Miss Sunshine, Start the Revolution Without Me

Television:

Lost, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Entourage, Will and Grace, The Golden Girls, So You Think You Can Dance, The Sarah Silverman Program

Books:

Authors: Irvine Welsh, Oscar Wilde, Gregory Maguire, Dan Brown, Shakespeare

My Blog

Yeah, I'm that gay!

Let me just start by telling you that www.dictionary.com is one of my all time favorite websites! So, I was on dictionary.com today, researching a point I was trying to make in an argument with my boy...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

And you've never met anyone who is as everything as I am sometimes...

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

It's a free coffee, not a steak!

So, Starbucks is giving out free coffees today from 10-12. (It's 11 now, so if you read this right away, you better hurry up!) I happened to read about it on the back cover of the paper as I...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

You're the One That I Want to Learn How to Take Direction!

As if you hadn't assumed so already, yes, I am faithfully watching the "You're the One That I Want" reality competition to cast Danny and Sandy in the upcoming Broadway revival of GREASE. I have ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

You stole my swipe, bitch!

So, this bitch stole my Metrocard swipe this morning and rode the train on my dime, the train that I missed because my card was "Just Used" and wouldn't let me through the turnstyle. Ok, so she's prob...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

I was molested on the subway!

...I mean, not physically; but mentally, emotionally... I'm working long days to make up for hours lost over the holidays. So yesterday, after a twelve hour work day, I'm on my way home, reading my bo...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

How Ray Romano ruined my self-image.

It's the end of my life as I know it, and I don't feel so fine! Ok, that was a little dramatic, but listen to this... The other day, the second person in as many weeks told me that my online picture l...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

Did you just come from a birthday party?

Funny story, and totally true... Friday night, I was on my way from my friend Leah's show and cd release party (check her out at www.myspace.com/leahsiegel, she's amazing!) to Splash to meet some frie...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

Debauchery

My roommate tells me that debauchery isn't the right word; not the mot juste, you could say. And I agree. Debauchery does have a sexual connotation, and there really wasn't anything overtly sexual abo...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

TomKat: The New Modern Day Movie

So I was thinking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as I showered this morning, like ya do, and I have come up with a new theory about their relationship. (And who doesn't love a good conspiracy theor...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST