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Artie

Physics makes me strong, Hathead, physics

About Me

I am the strongest man in the world. I wear a tight, 40/60 cotton - titanium blend, outfit. My strongest man in the world activities include moving an underpants emporium to Tulsa, Skipping stones off Uranus, surviving dodgeball onslaughts and hitting a golf ball 300,003m from Don’s driving range. Being the strongest man in the world is not my only superhuman ability. I also have heat vision which can be harnessed to win staring competitions and in true super hero fashion I also have my very own weakness. Whammy Bars. These have the same effect on me as kryptonite has on Super Man. I have been described as a mutant on many occasions, but it has been scientifically proven by Ellen that I am not an alien. After all my mucus is standard colour and I can hop on one leg. My enemies are John McFlemp, an aluminium sidings salesman and Papercut, a school bully. I also had a run in with Queen Bee who was staying in Wellsville for the Summer. .."http://www.mcpeepants.com/frames/316spiritjourneyformatio nanniversary/frame2.jpg" loop="infinite"

My Interests

I do a mean voodoo crispy and diesel jerk.My preferred way of travelling is in a land canoe. I hates cars

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I'm partial to funk music to which I once danced for 11 days non-stop, listening to my Krebstar 2000 radio

Movies:

Take the quiz: "What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!))"

My Way by Frank Sinatra
You've always done everything your way regardless of consequences. People love and respect you because you're talented and probably beautiful (atleast you know you are). People also hate you for these reasons too. But the turn out for your funeral is enormous because you were a larger than life personality, and no one can imagine the world without you. In other words, you are the balls.
You Are 31 Years Old

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

What Age Do You Act?

Television:

"I caught my son trying to arm wrestle with a slab of bacon. He said Artie taught him." - A member of the International Adult Conspiracy on Artie

Books:


Which Tim Burton character are you?

Edward Bloom
You're positive outlook is endearing, but your tales are far-fetched.

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Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Ring Racoon
Your Superpower is Witchcraft
Your Weakness is Midgets
Your Weapon is Your Gas Throwing Stars
Your Mode of Transportation is Capsule What's your Superhero Name?This is if I was not a super hero as I am already.
.. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
Gunshot


87%

Posion


73%

Natural Causes


73%

Disappear


67%

Suffocated


53%

Suicide


47%

Disease


40%

Cut Throat


40%

Bomb


33%

Stabbed


33%

Eaten


20%

Accident


20%

Drowning


20%
How Will You Die??
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.. You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


98%

A Slave To BDSM


85%

A Romantic


80%

Virgin


43%
How are you in bed
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Posted by Artie on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST