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Porkchop Express

Country music. But, you know, not the crappy kind.

About Me

Porkchop Express is a San Francisco Bay Area alt country band that has been playing together since 2002. They take the gristly scraps from the American traditions of folk, outlaw country, and rock 'n roll, push it through a meat grinder, give it a crash course in honky tonk and throw it up on stage. Their sound is made up of country vocal harmonies; soaring fiddle work; a punk inspired rhythm section; noisy, garage-rock guitars and a ukulele for that extra dash of machismo. The end result has been called "Country music for folks who don't like country music." The guys think that everyone likes country music, they just haven't heard the right kind yet.

Lyrically and sonically PCE is influenced by Gram Parsons, The Byrds (circa 1968), Uncle Tupelo, The Gourds, Kinky Friedman, Lucinda Williams, The Jayhawks, early Wilco, and The Bottlerockets. But most of all they feel swept up in the wonderful Americana scene in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bay Area twang bands range so far across the spectrum, from traditional blue grass to heavy metal death-country, that Porkchop Express has ample freedom to enjoy their twangy, lighthearted songs as well as allowing them to get into some darker material about wife-shootin' and such.

Though the band is best known for combining hilarious lyrics with catchy melodies, don't think you can label them as a joke band and call it a day. The band and their songs have matured over the years and they're wise enough to know that bad news is best greeted with a smile, handed a drink, and then dragged out back at the end of the night to be buried.

They've self released three CD's: "The Clock Radio Sessions" in 2004; a six song EP entitled "All You Can Handle" in 2006; and a two song holiday disc named "Yule Logs and Sexy Hogs". A brand new, ten song album is currently in the works.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/14/2005
Band Website: porkchopexpress.net
Band Members: John Brunn - Guitar and Lap Steel
Collin Conoley - Vocals and Ukulele
Brian Hamilton - Guitar
Kevin Kalahiki - Bass
Sarah Nelson - Fiddle and Vocals
Kitt Thompson - Drums and Vocals

Ryan Johnson - Harmonica player emeritus
Influences: Bartles. Jaymes.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Feel my Squeal

Never let it be said that PCE isn't at least a year or so behind the latest social networking trend. We've set up a Twitter account and plan on using it sparingly to send any updates the night of sho...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:58:00 PST

Shine On

Birthdays just keep happening, we guess that's just their nature, but we celebrated our own lightning fingered John Brunn's birthday last night in fine style with entirely too much scotch at Nihon Whi...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:57:00 PST

Intensified

You may or may not recall that many moons ago we told you that Collin was given the distinct honor of recording backup vocals on a great version of a Desmond Dekker classic for Eric Friedmann and the ...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:00:00 PST

Message from Kevin: Find a Farmhouse and Hole Up...

& 'cause it's about to get a little zombie in here.Link to ArticleI've seen Night of the Living Dead and I know what happens when satellites return to Earth with "toxic" things attached to them.Don't ...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

Happy (re-mixed) Holidays

We remixed our two holiday songs to try and submit them SOMA FM's holiday music channel "Xmas in Frisco" which is a great auidio stream of holiday fun, offensive and otherwise.  Our fingers are c...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

Appropriate URLishness

We finally were able to aquire www.porkchopexpress.net, thus ending an era of us trying to explain our blood2whiskey.com url to people...yeah, it's the name of one of our songs, yeah we don't ever rea...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:25:00 PST

Fun with Google Maps

A bit of viral internet drivel PCE dreamed up for you folks in San Francisco: San Francisco Tourist Sites for People You Hate....
Posted by Porkchop Express on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

Urgent news!

-----Memo intercepted from the North Pole------Attn: Elves and woodland creature worker units.New decree from HIS GREAT JOLLY BEARDED LORD states as follows: Greetings, my minions of the Candy-Cane...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

Thanks to all the fine folks...

Thanks to all the fine folks who came out to Ireland's 32 and made the night such a hit. Never has there been such dancing and revelry in the crowd. It was a special "Parent's Night" with both CoCo an...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST

Upcoming Awesomeness

Our month long hiatus is almost over and we're ridiculously excited to start playing again. We've got some brand new songs that we're looking forward to playing for you and there's no better way to d...
Posted by Porkchop Express on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST