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About Me

because my southern accent will fool you. because I won't cook for you. because I can kick your ass at Scrabble. because I don't always say what I mean, but I'm honest and I know what I want. because I can drink more jack daniels than you. because I'm an incorrigible flirt. because I'm fiercely loyal to the right people. because I never show cleavage before sunset, but always lots afterwards. because I don't need a reason to dress up. because I'm way more fun than your other friends.

My Interests

books and whiskey

I'd like to meet:

someone who cringes at the same things I do. someone with a wit close to or sharper than mine. someone confident but self-conscious. someone who understands seeking epiphany and perfect sushi in the same day. a gentleman with a sarcastic streak. someone who knows a foundation of friendship is essential to all relationships. someone straightforward enough to make things happen but clever enough to be coy sometimes. someone I can make fun of other people with, but who's not too judgmental at heart.

Music:

Pork Chop Express, ACDC, Johnny Cash

Movies:

The Blues Brothers
How to make a gwen
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts arrogance
1 part leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Television:

Heroes:

My Blog

More Letters from a Perv...why me?

You are a very gorgeous lady. My name is Bob 36 yr old male from Delaware. I will be on a business trip on 2-27 till 3-11 and i will be in Solano and Napa counties in California. I know this is weird ...
Posted by Velvet Hammer on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

Not Fearing nor Loathing

This is what I like to call, what happened in Vegas doesnt always stay in Vegas. I booked a 24 hour flight to Vegas. The plan was that I would get there Friday night, party hard with th...
Posted by Velvet Hammer on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:55:00 PST