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Jamie Stellini

crooked lampshade = crack den

About Me

i'm in an awesome band. http://www.myspace.com/goinggonemusic

and here are a few fun facts about me:

* i'm usually quite itchy, everywhere

* i've never had a rolaid

* i've never worn a bathing suit

* i can't catch or throw a ball (regardless of shape, size, weight, etc.)

* i'm a descent hearts player

* i've never been outdoors with sandals on

* i've been in a total of 5 major car accidents, all of them my fault

* my mother is really my grandmother and my sister is really my mother (i found this out recently)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/2/2004
Band Members: Jamie Stellini
Influences: In chronological order: Chopin, Neil Diamond, Frank Sinatra, the Beatles, Shirley Bassey, Elton John, Billy Joel, TALKING HEADS, cheesy cheesy-ass broadway musicals like Les Mis and the like, Gershwin, Cole Porter, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Joni Mitchell (ahh college), Jason Darling, Ben Folds Five, Elliott Smith, Kate Bush, Pinback, The Shins, Adam Somethingorother, Leah Siegel, Jessie Murphy, Annie Sicherman, Going Gone
Sounds Like: your mama - if she can sing and write amazing songs.
Record Label: Sister Pony Records -- www.sisterpony.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

my new lover

On Friday I bought a brand new guitar. It is a beautiful acoustic/electric Martin and it set me back quite a bit, but, it is worth every penny. I'm totally in love with my new acquisition. I could p...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm looking at a picture of a bearded man wearing a leigh

Have you ever sat at someone else's desk before?  The photographs people choose to display on their desks can be highly amusing.  Take, for example, the photo of a bearded middle-aged man wearing a le...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST

nobody reads my blog

and that's such a relief. if anyone actually read this thing it would be really hard to write it. i'd have to think about what to say and all that crap. but, as it stands now, i can just blather on...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

waking up, doing it all over and over again

Have you ever wanted to worship coffee? Have you ever thought to yourself, "I should sculpt a giant bean (another good euphemism for pooping - somebody should keep track of these), swath it in all so...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heaven Is Patrick Dempsey Covered in Whiskey

If Patrick Dempsey were lying before me right now, naked and glistening with whiskey, I would have to assume that I had died and God's policies towards sinners had changed dramatically.  That's r...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:17:00 PST

last day at bear stearns

well, today is my last day at bear stearns and though i will definitely miss the people here, i have a feeling i won't be looking back with too much regret. i'm done with days spent trying not to sel...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poker!!!

I must post a blog (hey, that sounds like a good euphemism for pooping) right now to gloat (sp?) about my triumphant domination of my brother-in-law's poker table. He invited me over to play with a f...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is the last time i'll ever care

I've been feeling a little under the weather lately. Yesterday, i got home at 6:45 and lounged on my couch for 30 minutes before falling asleep until 8:30. I woke up, put on my pajamas and fell into...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

peeing

the release of peeing is sometimes the only thing (besides eating, of course) that gives me enjoyment during my workday. nothing else so thrills me. sure, there's the well-won and much agonized over...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogging's the bloggediest!!

I blog. I bloggedy bloggy blogg. iffpoushingkablog. But, really, is there anyone out there delusional enough to find the bullshit that I might say interesting? Is there? I'm here again. "Work...
Posted by Jamie Stellini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST