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Father Juan

My name is Father Juan. I like fat chicks.

About Me

I grew up in Burnaby, BC. and went to Alpha Secondary School. I'm looking for any old school mates or other people I don't hate.
In my life the two coolest jobs I've had are clown and pro-wrestler.
I'm currently studying the art of magic and currently can perform about 15 tricks none of them well apparently.
I've been married to a wonderful woman who is 12 years my junior for one year now. Go Me!!!
I have two beautiful children. Victoria who lives with me, and Ashley who I miss very very very much.
I have a big fat dog named Ozcar. He's massive. Honestly.
I have six chinese firebellied newts or cynops orientalis, 1 neon tetra and hundreds of ramshorn snails.
I can juggle, play bass guitar, rhythm guitar, keyboards and kind of sing. Can't do any of them at the same time though.
I can make things dissapear. I can also levitate
I am a web page designer and am fairly proficient at photoshop. I can also get you good web space cheap.
My website is back up and is located at ChurchofJuan.com .
I've just started working on it again, so don't expect too much. Please do drop by though.

My Interests

Computers, wrestling, music, video games (mostly RPG's, sims or RTS). World of Warcraft, fishing but I never get to go. Newts, aquariums.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet everyone. Even you.

Music:

Iron Maiden, 80's Metal, just about anything except new country. Save for my current myspace song of course.

You can check out my current music tastes on my You tube video blog

Movies:

Slapshot, Killer Klownz from Outer Space, Green Mile, Dusk til Dawn

Television:

Law & Order (original & SVU), CSI (original), Wrestling, Mythbusters, Dog

Books:

Pain and Passion - the history of Stampede Wrestling, One Ring Circus

Heroes:

Ric Flair, Michael PS Hayes, Terry Fox. My dog.

My Blog

Yawn, stretch, trip, fall.

Ah man, what a life I lead.  Anyone who knows me knows it's not a normal life by any stretch of the imagination, but still, it's life and better than the alternative.Just so anybody who could pos...
Posted by Father Juan on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

*grunt* Oh the humanity *ouch*

Well, being the jackass that I am, I've hurt my back pretty frickin bad at work.  Anyone who knows me knows that if there is a way to get hurt, I'll find it.  They also know that I general...
Posted by Father Juan on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST

Slut Test...I'm sensing a pattern here...

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Posted by Father Juan on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

Doh!

Well crap. I just looked through my site for the hell of it and discovered that the comments for the stories were filled with porn ads.  NICE! Half my pictures are borked too.  Could expl...
Posted by Father Juan on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:31:00 PST

What's your sexual style?

  TYPE P You scored 91 imagination, 91 confidence, 50 dominance,  and 75 generosity! You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relativel...
Posted by Father Juan on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:34:00 PST

The Prodigal Daughter

Apparently the Big Guy reads my blog as in his wisdom he has decided to bless me with the company of my daughter Victoria. She's had some trouble and now she's come to live with Dad. Now she's in fo...
Posted by Father Juan on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

Not getting much done

Not getting much done at work right  now.  Don't know what the slow down is, but it sucks. Ah well, not starving yet...yet. ...
Posted by Father Juan on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:19:00 PST

Nothin special

Sunday morning. Meh. We had a boxing/wrestling weekend last week.  Boxing drew about 180, wrestling somewhere around 70.  What a rib.  It's almost time for me to do my own thing as far...
Posted by Father Juan on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

Life as it is...

Well, here's my life as it stands right now.  I'm almost 37, living on an island with my much younger beautiful wife.  My kids are living with their stepfather, I wish they were with me. I m...
Posted by Father Juan on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST