Money, candle's, and nut's on bitches chin's
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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I'd like to meet:
You, you fuck lookin at my shit ass profile..
My pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Read
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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The porno of Jake's life will be called ...
"Marquis De Sade - 90s Style"
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You Are a Phoenix
Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts.
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What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)
Cut Throat Pirate
Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!
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Music:
old school hip hop, classic rock, and plenty of other genres that rock my world.
Jake --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
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Movies:
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tommy
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Television:
Family Guy like a muthafucka, GSN, That 70's Show, and others as such
Capt. Jake Slank needs a new heart
Capt. Jake Slank is going to see the Wizard about it on Thursday
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Books:
The Edge Chronicals, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemus Fowl, Peter And The Starcatchers
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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Fortune Is
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
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You scored as Black Beard. When you finally die and enter Hell, the devil will hand over his reign and bow.
Black Beard
83%
Captain Jack Sparrow
75%
Long John Silvers
75%
Mary Read
42%
Morgan Adams
42%
Dread Pirate Roberts
33%
Captain James T. Hook
33%
Captain Barbosa
33%
Sinbad
25%
Will Turner
25%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: 6/22/19--
Birthplace: Nap Town bitches!
Current Location: Vista Bitches!!!
Eye Color: Blue/ Grey
Hair Color: Blondish brown with some grey and silver now.
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: My '72 Nike Cortez's
Your Weakness: Blonde and Italian chicks
Your Fears: My penis falling off into a bowl of guacomoli.
Your Perfect Pizza: Double pepperroni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To bank at least $5000
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol I guess
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I and what time is it.
Your Best Physical Feature: I would say either my eye's or my lips
Your Bedtime: Rather early now because of work but I suffer from insomnia really bad so it's honestly up to my body.
Your Most Missed Memory: Plenty, ask me one on one and I might have one.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcy D's
Single or Group Dates: Single cause you can dispose of the body without anyone knowing.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both mixed together
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee but usually Irish
Do you Smoke: Unfortunatly but not nearly as much as before.
Do you Swear: Your fuckin right I do. I can make a sailor blush.
Do you Sing: Yesh but not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Yes because my job is extremely dirty.
Have you Been in Love: Twice now and never again. My heart can't take the pain and I have no more love to give, I'm done.
Do you want to go to College: Once I have the money
Do you want to get Married: Very much so but I don't see it ever happening.
Do you belive in yourself: Hard to answer so I choose not to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yesh but only in certain things and ways.
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh you best believe I'm a sexy bitch.
Are you a Health Freak: When I wanna be one.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I couldn't live without them...they are very erotic to me.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the guitar and drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: More than I should honestly admitt.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No cause weed is not a drug and it wasn't even enough to really do anyting.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yesh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, actually it has been quite a while since I have even had an Oreo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No!!! Cook that shit first!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: As a matter of fact yes, over the phone actually.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Brr, to fuckin cold still plus the pool isn't done.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Oh yeah and I have some plans for other things as well.
Ever been Drunk: More than I have prolly been sober at this point.
Ever been called a Tease: Yesh cause I am when I wanna be.
Ever been Beaten up: Yesh but I have whooped some ass as well so it all works out.
Ever Shoplifted: Yesh
How do you want to Die: Who says I will die.....hasn't worked yet.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm an S & M kid. With lotsa whips and chains around for me to play with. From ropes to chains and crazy sex games, there's for me to play with. I don't wanna grow up, cause if I did, I wouldn't be an S&M kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No real preference
Favourite Hair Color: Blondes are fun but all will rock my world
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good on them
Height: 5' to 6' I am experimental
Weight: 110 lbs. to 160lbs. will do I guess.
Best Clothing Style: One that is good at showing the type of person they really are.
Number of Drugs I have taken: All but a select few
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: None anymore but a few soon.
Number of Tattoos: 2 but more to cum
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing cause mistakes make us who we are as people today.
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