CHUG CHUG CHUG BWEEEEE |
It bleeds! It breathes! What stands before us, is not a machine It breathes, it will bleed and it will dream! [Scream] Its body is covered in hundreds of wires. and a mouth that attempts to speak, ...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST |
For Just One Bleak Moment |
I realize how much different everything could be, could have been, could be now.and then it all clicks back into place, like the shadow chasing after the light of a zippo.And what if we could just tal...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST |
Shocking Conclusions |
Humanity has many noticeable trends and patterns.for instance, hair pieces and toupees. and so on and so forth.but might I ask you all, about this latest trend,The subgenre/class of individuals (not s...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:45:00 PST |
Average Psychadelic Weekend |
Today- Woke up. Decided to do something productive.Promptly fell back asleep for 3 more hours.Woke up.My neighbor was in my room, somehow quietly able to slide the tumblers on my door sneakily without...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST |
>>>REVISED DOCUMENT<<< |
>>>REVISED DOCUMENT It begins as any other lazy monday afternoon, but a poisonous tendril creeps its way into our heros planned routine. Note that details relating to...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST |
BEST OFF ROAD\TRAIL BLAZE TRIP EVER |
***** = The most interesting parts Well, It began like any other day. I went to school to catch the bus to Independence, but felt like leaving it. So I actually went with this urge, along with the...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST |
AN EPIC TALE OF EPIC ADVENTURES |
Im so... Spiffed up Cause Cause I went to the mall. payed 7 dollars. recieved- >Large white and black spooky pants >Handcuff arm warmer thingies. also spiffy. >Light Switch Guard. Twas a whim...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST |
TODAY AT THE LAKE OF GODS |
I was with some people. and when we got there there was the most breathe-taking and beautiful place. it had a tilted hill, with a tree on it that was short and stubby but had HUGE branches. and the su...
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST |
ALIENZ AND MY FRIEND |
So i was in bed right... and woke up. nothing weird with that right?guess again. i was fully clothed, holding a bottle of water, with all three pillows knocked on the ground.and last thing i remember....
Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST |
TODAY AT SCHOOL! |
as you all know, sophmores have GYM.
so as i was walking out of the lockeroom, my wonderful and superb nose picked up a smell...
it was roasting, tender cow and sausages dripping with flavor!!!
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Posted by Kaiser Von Shizer on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:23:00 PST |
