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New Jersey Assholes

So much pride in such a worthless state

About Me

If you're from New Jersey you're probably a New Jersey Asshole. We like to trash parties, make fun of big backs, cut off people from Pennsylvania who are driving down to our shore, and drink large amounts of beer while acting like total dickheads. Most of us have known how to get to Wildwood since we were 7 years old (seaside heights for you northern fucks), have a gay governor, etc and don't try to be my friend if you're not from Jersey cause it ain't gonna happen. Oh yeah, and in Jersey, we go down the shore, not to the fucking beach.

CAMDEN IS NUMBER 1 FUCK YEA

SO COME BACK OFTEN BUTTMUNCHThis is what happens when you fuck with the NJA

To purchase any NJA merchandise, we have many different color shirts with the new jersey assholes icon on it, contact me at [email protected] or AIM me at Coxrox, there will be pictures of the shirts on here soon...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A cheap car insurance company

Music:

Bruce Springstein or Bon Jovi

Movies:

Clerks

Heroes:

All 734 diners in our state, and our many great circles, and of course the sopranos.