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Simply Jaggzalicious!

I am here for Friends

About Me

..Im A Fukkin' Rockstar... Im A Fukkin' Moviestar... O:)And..........I Drive A Fukkin' Racecar...What The Fuck Else Do Ya Wanna Know? And yea.. I'm a Fukkin' Pirate!

My Interests

Being AWESOME!!!!! Duh! Sex, BDSM, Fetish play, Music, Racing, Demolition Derbies, Roller Derby, Breaking things, Making A Mess, Poker, Insomnia, Video games, Cellphone Tetris, Chugging Apple Juice, Going to shows, Playing shows, Screaming my fucking lungs out, Playin bass, Fishing, Nascar, Penguins!, Late Nnght Diner Runs, Taking lots of pictures, Making funny faces in the mirror, Doing stupid dances when im drunk, Rollercoasters, Thunder storms, Showers in the dark with candles, Skiing, Goin to the movies, Haunted Houses, Weird NJ, Walking in the woods, Keeping my friends on their toes, Throwing TV's out car windows at fire hydrants, Camping, Poking Smot, Parties, Walking around NYC with no agenda or destination, Anything creative.. original..or interesting i guess? Oh and Reminding Andrea just how GAY she is! :)

I'd like to meet:

Do you wanna watch this.. or do you wanna color?Mike Patton, Less Claypool, The Monopoly Guy? I dont really give a fuck :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JANTED69xUh Ohhhh.. someones got a livejournal..... www.livejournal.com/~ticklemejaggz

Music:

WARNING: IM LAZY AND PROBABLY LEFT A BUNCH OUTA.F.I., ANTI-FLAG, AQUABATS, ATARI TEENAGE RIOT, ATOM & HIS PACKAGE, ATREYU, BILLY TALENT, * BISQUICK BITCH * BLOOD BROTHERS, BLOODHOUND GANG, BOXCAR RACER, BUCKETHEAD, C2B3, CAKE, CAMP KILL YOURSELF, CATCH 22, CORPORATE AVENGER, DANZIG, DEFTONES, DILLENGER ESCAPE PLAN (W/PATTON), DOG FASHION DISCO, EDNA'S GOLDFISH, EXPLOITED, FAITH NO MORE, FANTOMAS, FLOGGING MOLLY, FOLLY, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, GLASSJAW, GNAR KILL, GONNA GET GOT, GROUP X, GWAR, HAPPY HARDCORE, * HAROLD & THE PURPLE CRAYON *, HATEBREED, HORSE THE BAND, I AM THE AVALANCHE, * INDECENT * INSANE CLOWN POSSE (SHUT UP), JACK OFF JILL, KOTTON MOUTH KINGS, LAGWAGON, LEFT RIGHTS, LES CLAYPOOL, LESS THAN JAKE, LORDS OF ACID, MC CHRIS, MC LARS, MIKE PATTON, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, MOVIELIFE, MR BUNGLE, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, ORGY, PEEPING TOM, POISON THE WELL, POSTAL SERVICE, PRIMUS, REEL BIG FISH, REGGIE & THE FULL EFFECT!, RETARD-O-BOT 2000, ROB ZOMBIE, * SATIRE * SID VICIOUS, SKINDRED, * STOP KING JAMES * SUGAR CULT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SUM41, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, TENACIOUS D, * TICKLE ME JAGGZ * TOMAHAWK, TOOL, TSUNAMI BOMB, TUBRING, TWIZTID, UNCLE OUTRAGE, ZEBRAHEAD

Movies:

Rounders, Fight Club, Days Of Thunder, Ghostbusters, Dawn Of The Dead, Half Baked, Oceans Eleven, Dazed And Confused, Sid & Nancy, Hackers, Saw, Seven, The Ring, Secretary, Pet Semetary, Kill Bill, 3, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, American Histroy X, Romper Stomper, Taxi Driver, Scarface, Speedo, Beyond The Mat, Spaceballs, Friday The 13th parts II & III, Orgasmo, Basketball, Big Labowski, The People Vs Larry Flint, Kingpin, Mo' Money, Natural Born Killers, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Requiem For A Dream, Party Monster, Tank Girl, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Dude Wheres My Car?, Shade, Saving Silverman, Vegas Vacation, SLC Punk, Go, 3000 Miles To Graceland, Mad Maxx, Road Warriors, Payback, Braveheart, Interview With A Vampire, Silence Of The Lambs, Bad Santa, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Blood Sport, Kick Boxer, 100 Ciggerets, Trouble every Day, 28 Days Later, Strangeland, Boondock Saints, Jackass, Ace Ventura, Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind, The Butterfly Effect, Big Money Hustlers, Secrete Window, Monster Squad, Clockwork Orange, Rocky II, Rocky V, Eulogy, The Beach, Gremlins 2, Anchorman, Elf, 8MM, Matchstick Men, Deathrace 2000, Raising Arizona, Spun, Silence Of The Lambs, Pieces, Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things, Goulies, Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Private Parts, Igby Goes Down, From Dusk Till Dawn, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Fifth Element, In Dreams, Stir Of Echos,

Television:

Adult Swim!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Sealab, 24, The State, WPT, WSOP, Raw, ECW, Rad Girls!, That 70's Show, South Park, Drawn Together, Ninja Warrior, Family Guy, Liquid Television, Twin Peaks, Solute Your Shorts, Ren & Stimpy, The Maxx, Fear Factor, Jackass, Futurama, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Tales From The Crypt, Oz, Real Sex, The Sopranos, Mr Show, TMNT, Unsolved Mysteries, Street Smarts,

Heroes:

ANIMAL FEST!!

My Blog

HAT TRICK BABY!!!

THANK YOU FOR BEING REAL..  WE FUCKING ROCK! TEEHEE!...  MUCH FUKKIN LUV!!!!!!!!!  
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

NO PHONE.. NEW NUMBER SOON!!!!!

X GF SHUT MY PHONE OFF TODAY WITHOUT WARNING.... AND IM ABOUT TO LOSE THE INTERNET IN A FEW HOURS.. MYSPACE ME, IM ME, OR JUST COME BY TO GET INTOUCH.. ILL BE CHECKING IT ALL DAYTHIS IS SOOOO RETARDED...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

HAROLD THE MOTHER FUCKING PENGUIN!!!!!!

I WISH I COULD FLY!!!!!WELL TODAY I DOVE OFF THE ROOF... (NOT LITERALLY YOU ASSCLOWN)I FINNALLY GOT MY JACKASS PENGUIN TATTOO ON MY LEG!IVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOREVER! ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME.. VERY DET...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

TURISTAS! GO HOME!

THEYRE STEALING OUR FUCKING KIDDNIES AND SELLING THEM BACK TO RICH AMERICANS!!!I FUCKING LOVE BLOODY MOVIES THAT COULD REALLY HAPPEN!SO MUCH FUCKING SCARIER THEN THAT MONSTER OR SERIAL KILLER SHYTE..T...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

1 Question!?!

1 Question!!!!!1 question.1 chance.1 answer.That's all you get!!!!You get to ask me 1 question.(TO MY MESSAGE-INBOX)Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and you donĀ“t tell anyone the answ...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

ERASERHEAD???

ok i absolutly love twin peaks.. the series and the movie..but eraserhead????WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?????can someone please explain this to me?Some films are meant to be watched over and over a...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

now im a real pirate

TODAY WAS SO FUCKIN RANDOMIN A NUTSHELL...TODAY WAS TOM'S BIRTHDAY SO ME TRACY AND TOM WENT TO NYC.. SAW THE FUCKING GERMS PLAY A SICK SHOW WHICH ENDED IN A FOOD FIGHT.. I NAILED THE SINGER IN THE CHE...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

100 THINGS ABOUT ME

1. CALL ME JAGGZ CUZ THATS MY NAME.. OR PARKER BROTHERS.. CUZ OF MY MOTHA FUKKIN GAME! 2 .I USED TO HATE MY FIRST NAME 3. IVE FOUND SOMEONE TO HELP ME GET PASSED THAT 4. IM 23 YEARZ OLD 5. IM A GEMINI...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

STOP KING JAMES 2 DAY CD RELEASE PARTY PART 1... "ASSISTED LIVING TRAIN WRECK!"

SO DAY 1 OF OUR 2 DAYS EXTRAVAGANZA! FUCK YOU I KANT SPELL..ANYWAYZ.. FRIDAY NIGHT MAY 26TH WE OPEND UP FOR SLICK IDIOT.. KMFDM'S "NEW BAND".. SO WE WERE TOLD TO SHOW UP AT 830 FOR A CLOSED DOOR SOUND...
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:31:00 PST

THE MIRROR HAS 2 SIDES...

AND I DONT KNOW WHICH SIDE FEELS WORSE.. OR WHY I HONASTLY FEEL THIS WAY FUCK YOU SWEET GEMINI..
Posted by Simply Jaggzalicious! on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:12:00 PST