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*GoreJess*™

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well Im probally the coolest person your ever gonna know. I could live the rest of my life on Smarties. I like burnt food and undercooked pasta, I have a fake middle name cuz im sad I don't have a real one, Sometimes I have a sailor mouth, My shoes are usually from the kids department, I must try every new gum flavor, I have a nack for pointing out the unobvious, Weird Al music puts me in one of the best moods, I put glue on my fingers just to pick it off, I have a beauty mark on my nose that looks like a nose stud, I have a rooster in my room named Roo, Juicy Pear jelly belly's are almost as amazing as sex, I love geico caveman commercials, I wish I could have a pet elephant, coloring rocks, I love Cyanide and Happiness comics, My cousin and I have an unhealthy obsession with Christina Aguilera, I'm obsessed with music and I've been playing the piano since I was seven. I Graduated with my BSW from Adelphi University, the shittiest school ever, And im now working on my MSW at Stony Brook University.
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My Interests

I Luv

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Stuff that goes Rawarrrr...Tool, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down Metallica, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, The Postal Service, Mindless Self Indulgence, Rage Against the Machine, Dog Fashion Disco, All That Remains, Deftones, Rage from Within:), Marilyn Manson, Weird Al Yankovic, Coconut Records, Ben Folds, Mr. Bungle, Radiohead, The Cure, Thursday, A whole crap load of 80's music, Vanessa Carlton, PlayRadioPlay!, Pink Floyd, Sum 41, The Bouncing Souls, Dog Fashion Disco, stopKINGjames, Zwan, Beck, Old Green Day, Nirvana, Angles and Airwaves, Imogen Heap, The White Stripes, Eels, Strung Out, Guster, Blink 182, Cake, Rancid, Death Cab For Cutie, Avenged Sevenfold, Alice in Chains, The Killers, The Dahmer project, Incubus, Static X, Fionna Apple, Christina, The Doors, Keane, Incubus, Bjork, No Doubt...ect

Movies:

300, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Freddy Got Fingered, Blow, Moulin Rouge, All Lord of the RIngs, All Quentin Tarantino movies, Superbad, Office Space, The Squid and the Whale, The Notebook, Factory Girl, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Life is Beautiful, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Donnie Darko, Igby Goes Down, Beetle Juice, Braveheart, X-Men, Clueless, Usual Suspects, Bridget Jones Diary, Snatch, Hero, Garden State, Bring It On, Forrest Gump, Natural Born Killers, Gladiator, The Life Aquatic, Momento, The Royal Tenenbaums, SLC Punk, American Beauty, Napoleon Dynomite, ShopGirl, Eulogy, Clue, Wet Hot American Summer, Pans Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Harry Potter, Cruel Intentions, Amelie, About A Boy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Cell, American History X, Rocky Horror Picture Show, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects...ect

Television:

SCRUBS!,South Park, Sifl&Olly, My So-Called Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hope&Faith, Daria, Weeds, Futurama, Salute Your Shorts, Robot Chicken, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Sex And The City, The Soup, Kyle XY

Books:

God Shaped Hole, How To Kill A Rockstar, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, books by Edward Gorey, Animal Farm, ShopGirl, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, A Million Little Peices, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Catcher In The rye...

Heroes:

Larry David
Lisa Lamponelli Wes Anderson

My Blog

StOpKiNgJaMeS 11-11-07

Myspace was being super lame and wouldn't let me post pictures in my blog ...soooo just go to that link and click "stopkingjames11-11-07" http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vczE5NS5waG90b2J1Y2tldC5j b2...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST

i hope puppies aren’t allergic to peanuts :)

"tonight was perfect"   ...so i got in the car, turned on the radio and "it was all yellow." puppy and peanut fuckin rockkkkkk teehee...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:36:00 PST

Wes Anderson...

is making a new movie called The Darjeeling Limited  and Jason Schwartzman is in it
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:12:00 PST

Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end

You know everything and I couldn't think of a better friend than you... And at the end... im glad it can be that way   ...Don't stop being the amazing person that I know you are...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

Summer 2007: A Review

My summer 2007 thoughts and relizations... 1. Tattoos don't hurt like needles. 2. Compromises suck but they can save everything. 3. Everyone needs at least one day to play hookie and go to the beach. ...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:53:00 PST

6 more years till 30...scary

I want to thank everyone for the birthday lovin!! I have awesome friends. I had fun on my birthday even tho mommy nixed the party idea. I got some nifty presents and Logans takin me out to dinner tue...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

im smart :)

So i got a 3.82 gpa this semester!! woopwoo deans list!! I guess the fact that i got myself to the point of "i wanna kill myself"  worked out for me haha. Im leaving my overnight job June 28th so...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Going here...Wanna come?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=940168580   Alex Greys Studio. August 4th 6:30pm...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

an awesome recovery poem

 I use this in group at the hospital and i love it. It was given to me by an awesome social worker that works there.     AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS by Portia Nelson I I walk ...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

Worlds Shortest Fairytale :)

The World's Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank Martinis with friends, always had...
Posted by *GoreJess*™ on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:08:00 PST