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dmize the jezter

AN ARTIST/CEO/PRODUCER/PROMOTIONZ OF ILL FORMAT RECORDS.

About Me

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I was born on a shitty day in the shitty month of april. the only good thing is im a fuckin aries. i was born and raised in gay ass santa fe, new mexico. i was a fucked up teen, with some fucked up habits, and then i left that shit hole. i moved to gay ass moriarty new mexico, where things got better, for me as a person, but the town is gay as fuck. i graduated high school, from that gay ass school in that shit hole of a town. since i lived there, shit has happend, with who i work with, and what not and shit. i currently record, promote and co-own ILL FORMAT RECORDS, and i belong to a duo of killaz called the SEDIZTIK JEZTERZ. i help manage and do all the things necessary to get this lable as far as possible, and pour $$$ out my own pocket. i have been to many places in the u.s. of gay, and i am a juggalo bitch. always and forever (just cuz your faggot ass followed icp's bus, and j told you to fuck off, you call us dick ryderz for still bumping that shit, you can lick my ball sack-you know who you are mr. spilla) i hate fuckin haters, and i hate your bullshit drama....keep it the fuck off my page. and any other page that you see something ILL FORMAT on. DONT HATE US CUZ WE ARE PUTTIN IN MAD WORK AND MAKING A NAME FOR OUR SELVES!!! WE DID IT ALONE!!! WITH NO ONES HELP!!! SO FUCK THE FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!! HERE IS MY NUTBAG!!! LICK THE SHIT IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THIS!!! I KNOW YOU MOTHER FUCKERS READ THIS PAGE!!! ALL OF YOU DO!!! THAT GOES FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKIN HATER, THAT EVER OPENED THEY LIP AND SAID SOMETHING!!! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!!! AND GET OFF MY FUCKIN DICK!!! YOUR THE DICK RYDER ALWAYS TRYING TO CAUZE PROBLEMS!!!! BITCHES!!!!i want to give a special shot out to all my ninjaz in the east mountains. first off, my partner in rhyme, the synthoid psyclown 187304 PHF (RIP), t-mak the mutated child, sa-ra, manikin, lurch, vicious j, punkin, jimmie joe, john(letz go board boardin!!!) danielle, carl, spliffany, pro pimpin peter, BRANE-DON, haley, maria, stormy, devon, krayz kenny, brandon, chris need-a-hand, chris g, nick, ninja nick, gene whistle boy, krayz karl, big bird, chunk, gweedy, gordy, kevin, david z and his fam, methvin, randy "captain" morgan, his ass of a son, jonah, j-rad- lil ninja lloyd, graves, jynx the kurzed one, skearkrowe, frodo, krayz azz kazzie the kradel robber, megan(where the rum at?), ogre(ooohh...caveman!!!) cheezeburger, and if i forgot you, sorry. to many ninjaz i kick it with. now for my ninjaz in burque and every where else maruska (your husband is a fuckin dick wad, and a bong thief), grape ya red homie,boogie man, ill nickell lyrical chef, smallz one, shiek, atrocity, bloody the clown, dynkos, pineapple, scrappy(im hungry, want denny's), stray the lost dog(if you cant find him, check your moms room....he might be there...), alicia, bludy murda, karma(keep getting that good weed killa!!!!), jezzie boy, janis, jerry, ian(fuck stick who needs anger management),phil and will(haanz & fraanz),time and his boyz out of farmington, the homies over at DLP(desert life productionz) g-k-killa, scrubby d, info, slick vic, phil and same thing with the edgewood homies. if i forgot you sorry...to many fuckin ninjaz.

My Interests

bongs, bubblers, hookahs, blunts, spliffs, maryjane, tulips(the joint not flower), pipes, joints, gravity bongs, and gas masks. titties, pink taco(no sprinkled cheese, or beat up and purple) muzik, gore, movies, green chile cheezeburgerz, with green chile cheese fries, and a large mountain dew. or rock and rye faygo, if you will...pepperoni and green chile pizza. enchiladas, tostadas, posole, tacos, burritos, jalapenos, habaneros, nachos, frito pies and coco puffs, and count chocula. yeah thats right. an ass load of types of food....im a fuckin fat kid...what the fuck? and your mom, your sister, and a nun...so i can fuck the shit out of her...and show her sex is no sin. i also have an obsession with road kill...i like to poke the carcasses with sticks, to see if anything is worth taking and throwing on some ones windshield and taking pictures of it. i like morbid shit, and pictures of dismembered bodies. i want 3rd world punishment, such as public hanging, or stoning, for real criminals, that actually go out and kill and rape little kids and shit. fuck them sons of bitches. i like captain morgan rum. drink by choice. i like my homies. they the shit. i also like rivers, and confiding myself, within the wilderness of our dear mother. im a freedom fighter, i wish for legalization of marijuana, and other things that do not severely harm the public. im interested in several hobbies. i like to draw, build shit, craft and sculpt shit. carve my name in people's chests, i like cruizin bumpin shit hella loud, i like proving cops they are wrong, cuz they HAVE to follow DUE PROCESS. i like telling people not to vote. i like listening to my boy lurch, on how much he wants to kill george bush, and design a militia and go kill him when hes shit face plastered. head shops. especially my homie john's shop, the higher source. cuz hes the shit and always hooks me up phat. hey hemp tv united mother fucker.

I'd like to meet:

all of the ninjaz that i can, that are ninjaz. not bitch boys that claim they juggalos, have tats of juggalo shit, say fuck juggalos, and then still go to juggalo shows....YOUR A FUCKIN HATER!!!! STAY THE FUCK OUT!!!! POZIN ASS BITCH!!!!x-it 187 where we fuckin stay!!!!just hop on i-40 and head east bound!!!! bitch!!!! other than that....the people who truly like our muzik.....we do it for yall....keep it wicked and support the real underground of the 505. the shit thats for the fam, and people who like wicked shit in general.
Name: dmize the jezter
Birthdate: 4.6.1983
Birthplace: santa fe, nm
Current Location: the forbidden waste lands of the 505
Eye Color: brown....
Hair Color: dark red.....more of a marroon....
Height: 6.1
Weight: 200
Piercings: NONE
Tatoos: 5
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope. im single. and are you lookin too? are you sexy and smart? hit me up. if you live in the 505
Overused Phraze: pink taco. mutha fackoo
FAVORITES
Food: green chile, pepperoni and sausage pizza
Candy: mother fuckin resse's fast breaks and the white chocolate cups
Number: dont have one
Color: black, blue, and red
Animal: white tigers, and jackels
Drink: floopy shooby-take a 6 shooter. get rock and rye faygo, hennessey, and captain morgan....and some chocolate syrup
Alcohol Drink: captain morgan, heineken dark...i like dark beer
Bagel: umm the kind with strawberry cream cheese on it
Letter: down to the g.....
Body Part on Opposite sex: thier figure in general....
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: faygo
McDonalds or BurgerKing: bob's burgers....fuck mc'd s and burger queen
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon jolly ranchers....blame my ex for it.
Hot tea or Ice tea: sobe green tea...or earl grey naca
Chocolate or Vanilla choco-late
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both together
Kiss or Hug: both.....sometimes a hug fits better than a kiss, but i love kissing
Dog or Cat: both... preferabbly a black cat, and a red hair doberman
Rap or Punk: both. but it depends on who
Summer or Winter: both... summer, for the gathering of the juggalos, and winter for snowboarding
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both....they're both comedies to me
Love or Money: both....love is whats priceless, but money gets you through shit
YOUR...
Bedtime: when ever i fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: PHF(r.i.p.)- we all miss you homie... sorry you had to go out the way you did
Best phyiscal feature: dont have one....girls say my lips....
First Thought Waking Up: where the weed at?
Goal for this year: to prove we sound nothing like ICP....same genre, but not them
Best Friends: psyclown, nickell, skylar, jynx, sara, t-mak, and mother earth
Weakness: im a sucker for cute girls who flirt with me
Fears: nothing.
Heritage: lumbee tribe, cherokee nation....
Longest relationship: 2 years, with skylar silva
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: fuck yea
Ever Smoked: smoke enough to smoke out the white house
Pot: im high right now....mmm...blunt sunday
Ever been Drunk: *hold arm like retard* ahh...duh
Ever been beaten up: *hold arm like retard* ahh...duh..who hasnt?
Ever beaten someone up: *hold arm like retard* ahh...duh...duh who hasnt?
Ever Shoplifted: yup...a fuckin pro...but i no longer do it... actually been caught
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes.....does taking a shower count? j/k....jemez springs
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: duh...what kind of fuckin question is that?
Been Dumped Lately: 2 years ago, by skylar
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: i like eyes in general...fuck the color...
Favorite Hair Color: i like all....brunettes, blondes, and cherry heads
Short or Long: long...some girl's short....i like that too
Height: non preferable.....
Style: dont care...but i like the punker style the most....most kinky to me
Looks or Personality: just a figurative body
Hot or Cute both./....cuz you cant be hot and cute at the same time...well tell me...am i? no..i didnt think so...good
Drugs and Alcohol: marijuana, psylocibin mushrooms, beer, and rum. and the occasional, peyote
Muscular or Really Skinny: not to beefy, not to scrawny...i like a lil meat...just as long as your bones arent severely showing
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: nothing.
What country do you want to Visit: netherlands, germany, japan, canada, mexico, egypt, and brazil
How do you want to Die: dont care....he'll take me how he wants. that his choice. and im talking of death, not your fucking god.
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah... got fat on some del taco, and laughed at sodi pop spilla
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah...hella kinky, when your with your girl
Get along with your Parents: some what, but not really...im the black sheep
Health Freak: im a scrub...you tell me
Do you think your Attractive: no...i think i look like quasimodo. but some girls think im hot. but.... i dont think so...
Believe in Yourself: in what i do, yes. what i do for it, yes. so yeah, i guess
Want to go to College: i wanted to be a animator, til my old high school fucked me.....fuckin punk ass moriarty high. fuck you bitches
Do you Smoke: yes...daily
Do you Drink: yes....about 2 to 3 times a week.....sometimes i will actually go with out
Shower Daily: try too...but sometimes i gotta kick it places, and i dont like using other peoples shit. thats just me....
Been in Love: am right now...happily.
Do you Sing: yes. sediztik jezterz, and or the morbid elements
Want to get Married: yes.....
Do you want Children: yes.....
Have your future kids names planned out: not no more. me and sky had 2. she was my fiancee and the names were for a girl, "isis jennean" and for a boy "damian seth"
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost that when i was 12. im 23 now
Hate anyone: fuckin haters. like the mother fuckin silly kids

The Basics Name: DMIZE THE JEZTER Age: 23 Month of birth: APRIL Any Siblings?: THREE BROTHERS Parents still married?: NOPE. NEVER WERE Occupation: CEO/ARTIST/DESIGNER/PRODUCER OF ILL FORMAT RECORDS Do you like your job?: FUCK YEAH Any pets?: 2 CATS AND 7 DOGS Hair color: SUPER DEEP RED. NEAR A MAROON Eye color: BROWN Shoe size: 14 Any Tattoos?: 5 Any Piercings?: NO Current mood: STONEY Current wardobe choice: BRAND NEW ILL FORMAT T-SHIRT What are you listening to?: LO KEY- SO-LO Who did you last speak with on the phone?: SOME BITCH WHO TRYED TO PRANK CALL US AND FAILED What do you currently smell like?: UH....DIRTY? Last.... Movie you watched: SILENT HILL Magazine you looked at: MURDER DOG Thing you ate: CRACKERS AND FISH Book you read: BLESS ME ULTIMA BY RUDOLFO ANAYA T.v. show you watched: THE SIMPSONS Time you cried: UH....I DONT REMEMBER Took a shower: TODAY Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): 2 YEARS AGO Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): 6 MONTHS AGO CD you bought: LO KEY- SO-LO What is/was.... The best thing to happen to you today?: I SCORED THE T-SHIRTS FOR MY COMPANY Your most prized possession: EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN INCLUDED IN MY LIFE TIME Your first vehicle: 1987 CHEVROLETTE BERETTA 2.0 Your current vehicle: 1981 MERCURY COUGAR Your favorite quote: "ILL SEVER YOUR SPINE AND FUCK YOUR NECK HOLE"- MORBID ELEMENTS You bedtime (on average): WHEN EVER MY BODY DECIDES TO SHUT DOWN Your best trait/characteristic: YOU TELL ME Your worst trait/characteristic: YOU TELL ME Do You.... Store things under your bed: YEAH Daydream: EVERYDAY Have a computer at home: YUP YUP YUP Live in the city, suburbs or country: OUT IN THE WOODS Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: GOT MY OWN TRAILER. DOUBLE WIDE. Own a cell phone: YUP. Have a good luck charm: THE ASHES OF MY LOST HOMIE PHF Collect anything: CARDS, GAMES, MUSIC, ART, AND KNOWLEDGE Attend high school or college: GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL Make good grades: NOT REALLY. SCHOOL SUCKED Have You Ever.... Had a surgery?: YES Had teeth pulled?: NO Broke the law intentionally: YES. EVERY DAY. I SMOKE MARIJUANA. FUCK YOU. YOU WONT STOP ME Ran away from home?: ALOT Broke a bone?: SEVERAL Cheated on a test/exam: YES Had a friend pass away: YES. MORE LIKE MURDERED Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: YUP Been in an auto accident: YUP Lied to someone: YUP Been lied to: YUP Your Favorite.... Place to be: NATURE Place to visit: THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS Place to chill: MY HOMIES CRIBS Non-Alcoholic drink: FAYGO ROCK AND RYE Alcoholic drink: CAPTAIN MORGAN, HEINEKEN DARK, AND A FLOOBY SHOOBY Type of food: IM ETHNICAL. I LIKE A LOT. SO YEAH. IM A FAT KID. SORTA. Meal/Food dish: MEAT LOVERS PIZZA. Dessert: ANYTHING CHOCOLATE BUT NO COCONUT. SO THAT MEANS NO GERMAN CHOCOLATE!!! Shampoo & Conditioner: V05 Toothpaste: CREST Salad dressing: RANCH, FRENCH, ITAILIAN, AND HONEY CALIFORNIAN Ice cream: CHOCOLATE Fast food establishment: IN AND OUT BURGER (WE NEED EM BACK IN THE 505) AND JACK IN THE BOX (ALSO NOT IN 505) Color: CRIMSON RED AND BLACK Season: SPRING Holiday: HELL-O-WEEN AND DEVILS NIGHT Perfume/Cologne: ESSANCE OR MARIJUANA SMOKE Video Game: I LIKE RPGS T.V. show: CAR-MUTHA FUCKIN TOONS!!!! Smells: LOTUS FLOWERS AND SEXY, CLAZZY WOMEN Article of clothing: MY ILL FORMAT SHIRT Book: DONT HAVE ONE Children's Book: DONT HAVE ONE Candy: CHOCOLATE....GGGGGGHHHAAAA// Car: A FUCKIN HOOPTEE Do You Believe.... In Karma: YES In God: NO. FUCK CHRISTIANITY AND THE SATAN THAT CAME WITH IT. SATANISM COMES FROM CHRISTIANITY In Heaven & Hell: FUCK NO That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): YEAH That ghosts exist: YEAH In horoscopes: SOMETIMES THEY ACCURATE In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): NOT ALWAYS In yourself: NOT ALWAYS Your Opinion.... On the death penalty: AMERICA NEEDS 3RD WORLD PUNISHMENT, LIKE PUBLIC HANGINGS AND STONING On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: NEVER DID. NEVER STOOD. FUCK THAT. On homosexuals in the military: FUCK THE ARMY. FUCKIN SLAVES. The war in the Middle East: BRING DEATH QUICKER Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: EITHER. HES DOING WHAT HE DOES. I DONT GIVE A SHIT. I DONT LIVE IN CALIFORNIA. Current gas/fuel prices: FUCK BUSH AND HIM WANTING TO GET RICHER. I SHIT ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER

Music:

morbid elements, sediztik jezterz, ill nickell, jynx the kurzed one, skearkrowe graves, red skinned killa, smallz one, lo key, madd maxx, stitch mouth, grave plott (killa c and liquid assassin), KGP, secrets of 13, tech n9ne, krizz kalico, kardiac, cap one, street demonz, project born, product number 7, darkside generals, cid vorheez, muck sticky, playboi, 2pac, biggie, big L, kottonmouth kings, subnoize souljaz except for big b(nose bleed!!!),judge d, esham, icp, twiztid, abk (he's still a ninja, fuck you if you aint down with him no more), blaze, boondox (used to be turncoat dirty) and i hate amb so dont ask. natas, lil rob, mr. knight owl, desert life productionz (DLP), scum, borey, tampa wicked, psycho jesus, downriver rat, denver city killaz, fuckin alkoholics, beatnuts, method man, redman, old sckool dmx, necro, ill bill, potluck, v sinizter, dead creeps orchestra, immortal technique, atmosphere, and many many more..that about covers the rap sceen. now for metal, i hate nu-metal, like korn and and all that bullshit. first and foremost of who i like. sepul-fuckin-tura, deicide, cannable corpse, dying fetus, severed savior, , behemoth, cattle decaptiation, gor guts, gorgoroth, six feet under, gwar, macabre, s.o.d., cradle of filth, dimmu borgir, black dahlia murder, necropolypse, nile, slayer, death, necryptic, skinned, victimas (joe's old band "fiend dead" was the shit too), faced down, san el sangre, viral infestion, 22b and many many more. on the other tip, i like bob marley, ziggy and damion too, the beetles, the fucking doors, pink floyd, jefferson airplane, nat king cole, the rat pack, nancy sinatra, the temptations, issac hayes(when im with a lady :), system of a down, the big bopper mother fucker. gunz and roses, queensryche, mindless self indulgence, phunk junkeez, mix mob, zug izland, corporate avenger, three six mafia, project pat. fuck..... so many mother fuckers and a so many fuckin bands, i just cant put my finger on the names

Movies:

comedys, horror, suspense, psychological thrillers, and action...heres one from each. ace ventura-comedy, the hills have eyes-horror, requiem for a dream-psychological thriller, the end of days-suspense, enter the dragon-action. BRUCE LEE IS THE SHIT!!!! I WILL JEET KUNE DO, THAT FUCKIN ASS!!!!

Television:

cartoons-the war at home, that 70s show, and thats about it. fuck the tv other than that, unless im playin some p.s. 2, cuz yes i am some what a gamer.

Books:

dont read fuck face....thats a waste of life. the only thing worth reading is a sign to make sure im in the right place. other than that, fuck THAT!!!

Heroes:

FUCK HEROEZ!!!! SOOPA VILLAINZ BITCH!!!!!

My Blog

KNIGHT OF THE DEAD E.P.!!!!!!

AT THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2006, I WILL bE SELLING THE NEW KNIGHT OF THE DEAD E.P. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY IT.....I WILL DRESS THE SAME, AS FAR AS THE NINJA GEAR GOES. SO IF YOU WANT IT FIND ME...
Posted by dmize the jezter on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST