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Cornhole

I wish I had a beard.

About Me

Bless this union, let it remain inviolate.

My Interests

Lucky for me, I don't like anything.

I'd like to meet:

Benjamin Britten

Music:

the Beatles

Movies:

The Brown Bunny

Television:

ONLY THE COMMERCIALS

Books:

My collection is resplendent and I will not share it with you.

Heroes:

Elizabeth Critchley, Ken Kesey, Gary Pratt

My Blog

It's early.

The Witches of Eastwick is SUCH a good movie.  Jesus.
Posted by Cornhole on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

Freakass.

Ok. We're playing TAG !! ! ! HERE OK!!!Each player of this game starts with listing 6 weird things/habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own weird 6 habits/things ...
Posted by Cornhole on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST

If you can make it there...

I will be in New York tomorrow. It totally hasn't hit me yet, actually, and probably won't until I'm actually there. Maybe even the day after...I didn't get a manicure and my nail polish is all chip...
Posted by Cornhole on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:13:00 PST

Ganked from Rob.


Posted by Cornhole on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

I Totally Just Posted This on Livejournal, but I Figure Jon Might Like It, So I Will Anyway.

From Fondling Your Muse  by John Warner:   Ayn Rand Objectivism CakeIngredients1 cartoonishly masculine hero with a name that signifies strength (like Griffin Stone or Granite Johnson) Equal...
Posted by Cornhole on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST

Hooray!!

I got the role of the Mother in Hansel and Gretel at my school.   Be proud.
Posted by Cornhole on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:55:00 PST

I Cannot Leave the Subject Blank. It is Imperative I Fill this Subject Line.

I'm in Fallbrook until sometime on Sunday.  So.  Don't be shy.   I think too much about things I shouldn't be thinking and I hate it.
Posted by Cornhole on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:49:00 PST

I'm just copying the poster, here.

Tracy Monaghan, Soprano A Student of Dr. Linda Stones, In her Junior Recital on October 22, 2005 at 1:00pm in the Cal State University, Northridge Recital Hall (Reception to follow)....
Posted by Cornhole on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 08:43:00 PST

Bandit Queen

Justin and I met the Family in Westwood yesterday to see --hold on.  someone's throwing shit at my window.  It's Justin.-- my sister and her dorm at UCLA and mom gave me a bag of stuff, inc...
Posted by Cornhole on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 08:28:00 PST

OUR GLOBAL FOOD-SERVICE ENTERPRISE IS TOTALLY DOWN FOR YOUR AWESOME SUBCULTURE.

I FINALLY got the June/July issue of the Believer. Complete with kick-ass CD.
Posted by Cornhole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST