My Near Life Experience. |
So... What had happened was.. Robbie and Zach found a 50 dollar visa gift card laying on the ground outside. So after verifying that it was full and completely unused proceeded to goto Wal-Mart and bu...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:37:00 PST |
The Brutality Fund |
It's come time that I talk to you all about something very important happening in today's society.
Things like American Idol, TRL, Myspace, PETA, and the Public Education System (To name a few) are ro...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST |
Epica de Gasparilla - By Riann Jones |
Today in Jonny's Masterpeice Theatre, we present to you a tale of heroism, piracy, and very frightening lesbians... A presented by one Riann Jones...
Epica de Gasparilla pt. 1
It all began with a phon...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:37:00 PST |
Silent agony sleeps on bedsheets of guilt... |
Every so often I have a conversation with someone that leaves me thinking about a lot of the ways I do things... Me and this person, for some reason unbeknownst to me, have conversations like this eve...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST |
Now end this tale of sorrow. |
I seem to be having this issue lately... With people who say they "love me so much"... And can't seem to grasp that a main part of "Loving" somone... Is to care for them unconditionally. I remember ma...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:59:00 PST |
The Maniphesto of Jonny Kienel |
My name is Jonny Kienel.
These are my thoughts on Life, Love, and Stupidity.
::I believe in killing animals and eating their flesh and muscle.::
I believe this nation is being overrun by a force of st...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:26:00 PST |
*Four letter word* Douglasville 2: *Same four letter word* Stupid People |
Stupid people piss me off.All of them. Since we last spoke... I've discovered that I was actually surrounding myself with such manner of filth. Who knew?Fortunantly I have cleansed myself of the vast ...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:58:00 PST |
Mutilating somone shouldn't be this beautiful. |
Well... For once... I'm completely content about where I'm at in life. I have my best friend back. I'm ok with where I'm at in my dating life. And I'm fine with my living situation. (Whatever the fuc...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:35:00 PST |
Necro Cognitation: Defiled and Destroyed |
And here we are... Once again... Land of Single-ness. A little diddy from one of our songs: "Life is not lost by dying, Life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in allt he thousand small ...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST |
Fuck Douglasville. |
/begin vent And fuck everyone in it. Fuck you all and your drama. And fuck you and your angsty 17 year old bullshit. I hope all the stupid fucking drug addicts and all the stupid fucking people who...
Posted by Captain Jonny "BlackDeath" Blackbeard on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:45:00 PST |
