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Virginia Beach Artist 4 Hire

If these walls could talk I'd listen to the floor.

About Me

I'm like a bad penny.....I always turn up. Artist for hire is not just a clever MYspace name! If you need some art I'm your man....this is my life. I like doing big murals on walls but I'm down for whateva and will paint anything that holds paint. I don't have a set style and will work with any medium to suit your needs. I also paint houses and do minor home repairs. Just leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as i can!

My Interests

Art, Skateboarding(the only thing thats always there for me), SEX, Music, Nature, Sub-culture, OPTIMISM. Friends/Family, Being hated on and loving it! D.I.Y., NYC, Being a lover AND a fighter! haha!, anti-materialism(don't think for a single second that you're leaving this world with anything but yourself fuck-o's!), anti-rascism( I judge by character, not by appearance!), No time for the worlds drama! FREEDOM. combat strategy, laughing uncontrolably till I start crying and almost die from not breathing (Like the weasels in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"... that's the way to go!), Surfing, 1st Street Crew, organized chaos, Fucking with tourists at the oceanfront, going completely fucking ape-shit playing all over the streets of the 7 Cities!!!

I'd like to meet:

JESSICA RABBIT...so I can dabble in watercolors, hehehe......Artists of all kinds, local VBers, East coasters, CLIENTS!!!!!!

Music:

Down for whateva and you know this man! Here are a few of my favorites: The Smoking Popes, Cro-Mags, anything from the 80's, Morrissey/The Smiths, Blood 4 Blood, Placebo, Strungout, NWA, Agent Orange, Joy Division, New Order, Earth Crisis, Johnny Cash, The Faction, HorrorPops, Bloody Sunday, Dropkick Murphys, Terror, Joan Jett, Motorhead, American Nightmare/Give Up The Ghost, Throwdown, Ice Cube, The Cure, Madball, Elvis, The Cramps, Death b4 Dishonor, Slayer, Cock Sparrer, Floor Punch, old Bleeding Through, Bahaus, Love and Rockets, 7 Seconds, Public Enemy, Mike Ness/Social D, Cypress Hill, Reverend Horton Heat, Hank the 3rd, Depeche Mode, Comeback Kid, Pantera, TSOL, Stray Cats/Brian Setzer/Lee Rocker, old Metallica, Siouxie and the Banshees, Agnostic Front, Misfits/Danzig/Samhain, Hoods, AAA, Murphy's Law, The Fitness, Minor Threat, old Every Time I Die, Interpol, David Bowie, Bad Brains, Ignite, Echo and the Bunnymen, Duvall, and all types of ill shit!!!!!!

Movies:

The Departed, Natural Born Killers, V for Vendetta,The Football Factory, skate videos,Basquiat, Lord of War, Boston Beatdown, Pollock,Cool Hand Luke,DeKooning:Painter,City of God, Good Will Hunting,Constantine, Sin City, A Beautiful Mind, Edward Scissorhands, Syriana, Green Street Hooligans(it would be higher on the lsit if it weren't for elijah wood...c'mon now!), Trainspotting, Amelie( pretty much anything with Audrey Tautou.....it doesn't have to be good, I just like looking at her...she is amazing! Dirty,Pretty Things), Romper Stomper, The Motorcycle Diaries,foreign films,Gangs of New York,The Goonies,all the Godfather movies, The Green Mile,Requiem for a Dream,American Psycho,Van Helsing,The Virgin Suicides,Four Rooms,Boondock Saints,House of a Thousand Corpses,High Fidelity,The Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, (Kubrick is awesome!) Arsenic & Old Lace( and every other Cary Grant movie!) 12 Monkeys, Seven, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Interview With The Vampire, old horror movies,Ed Wood,Ed Wood movies(Orgy of the Dead is rad!) Akira,surf videos,The Princess Bride,anything with Bruce Lee,The Phantom of the Opera,documentaries,biographies,Faces of Death, home made porn(only if I'm in it),Ace Ventura,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,The Mask,The Truman Show, Dumb and Dumber, Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow, Desperado, Brazil, old Jerry Lewis movies,The Passion,The Fifth Element,Pulp Fiction,Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,Snatch, Braveheart!!! Anything that makes me want to change the world after I watch it. One day I will make my own movies!

Television:

I DESPISE TELEVISION!!! Id rather be out doing something active or creative than sitting around getting brainwashed by a bunch of fake people I cant interact with. WAKE UP AND LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS. Fuck T.V. right in its vaccum tubes!!! I hate computers too but they have become an unadvoidable evil in my life at the moment. In fact I hate technology in general....let's take it back to the Dark Ages for all I care. DESTROY THE MACHINES!

Books:

I spend way too much time in Borders, drinking way too much esspresso, getting lost in way too many books....mainly the art section. Knowledge is addicting.

Heroes:

Jesus and anyone else that would selflessly die for someone.

My Blog

CONDO FOR SALE $134,900 1bdrm......

Southwinds Condos, VB VA. 1bdrm, 1bath, 630 square ft, pool, new carpet, new paint, new wallpaper in kitchen and bath, laid-back area close to the beach. (ShadowLawn) $134,900.  Contact Wainwrigh...
Posted by Virginia Beach Artist 4 Hire on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:51:00 PST

So I drank from the Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine, Florida....

......And let me tell you, it tastes like shit! Thats because of the high sulfur content in the spring water. What the fuck was Ponce de Leon thinking? Well he's from Spain so i'll let him slide. But ...
Posted by Virginia Beach Artist 4 Hire on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

Almost died last nite, 15 staples in my head, totaled car....

On my way home from Norfolk, (it was 3:00 am) my tire blew the fuck up. I pulled to the side of the road and I didn't have a spare so I called AAA. As soon as the tow truck pulls up 50 yards ahead of ...
Posted by Virginia Beach Artist 4 Hire on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

ZEKE SANDERS R.I.P.

Zeke Sanders hung himself Tuesday night. I'll write more later.
Posted by Virginia Beach Artist 4 Hire on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST