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Jew Hefner

I hate Winter Bush Fur Bikinis...

About Me

I am a pretty handsome tattoo artist with tremendous skills in all walks of life...probably one of the best massagers you will ever have the pleasure to have hands layed on by...Slow passionate perfect kisser, and by far the best hand holder this side of the equator...did i mention i am also modest...LOL

My Interests

People who spell out numbers and wear missmatched socks...

I'd like to meet:

My twin that died at birth...

Music:



Depressing emo shit

Movies:



Gay Porn

Television:

PPV Porn

Books:

Me? Read?

Heroes:

Nobody. I don't look up to anyone. I don't aspire to be anything. I'm a loser and always will be.

My Blog

Moving on...

I little advice to men that cheat...don't give your myspace password to your girlfriend. My dearest Jesse.... I'm lying here alone. I know I'm not perfect but lying next to the best thing that has ...
Posted by Worthless Cheater on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST